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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
coz someone got killed
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:50,
2 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Unfortunately
not Noel (Edmonds, not "our" Noel)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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He can't be killed with conventional weaponry
certainly not by dropping a car on him
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:53,
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I have not tried
...as yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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Those shirts are forged in a black hole.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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Some say he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his inexplicable fame
others say he's a massive cunt
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:02,
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Pfft -That was The Late Late Breakfast Show.
I'm beginnig to wonder whether you're a proper Noel fan.
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Cave Duck, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:16,
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Whoops, the jig is up!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to hand in your cozy patterned jumper and beard.
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Cave Duck, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:33,
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Slams on desk
"And your back up"
*Removes gotcha award from ankle holster*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 16:42,
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