I'd use it for both good and evil.
Alt: Only if your name is Bob.

Evening Bob.

You over your vomiting episode of earlier?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah I just over exerted myself in the gym.
Bit of sick never hurt anyone. Unless someone slipped in it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Or you choke on it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

that's how my brother and my cousin died

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Really?
What caused that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

my brother was a babe and he choked on spit up
my cousin was at a party, he drank too much, stumbled and hit his head, his friends laid him down on the couch and he puked and choked on it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Christ. That's awful.
Sorry to hear about your brother (not that I'm not sorry to hear about your cousin as well).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

yeah, thanks
they were born a month apart, my cousin died two weeks after his high school graduation
it was pretty horrible
I don't even remember my brother
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

don't be, dude

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Well I'm not going to take the piss am I?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

this is b3ta, after all :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Okay.
Your family surname is Hendrix

AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Joplin?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

To quote Nigel.
"You can't really dust for vomit"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

clicked

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Haven't watched that for too long
My weekend starts here, so might have to dig it out again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Do it.
*But these go up to 11*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

For shame
I have actually been to Gracelands, and I had to restrain myself from gobbing on his grave.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha x 10000000000

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

The whole Gracelands thing
Is better summed up by Spinal Tap than anything else.

I was on a grand tour of the States and got dragged there by two Swiss birds that I'd hooked up with.

You get to "The Grave" and you really can't think of anything else.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

That is fantastic. I've never been to Gracelands, but I imagine that half of the men there are sporting a 'Elvis quiff and sideburns'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh yes
Go there for fun.

To balance the Karma, the previous evening we saw Jerry Lee Lewis on what turned out to be one of his last live appearances.

And we also stayed in the hotel that Jim Jarmusch filmed "Night Train" in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

My old man would love to go.
So were the Swiss birds tidy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

A totally chaste relationship
To my frustration. I'm still in touch with one of them after eleven years.

Memphis is a great city. We did the Sun Studios thing (absolutely tiny place) but Staxx - more my thing - was closed.

If you can do it, do it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

This is why you allways put drunks in the recovery postion

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

And try to keep them conscious by pulling their ear repeatedly
*waits for strikethrough*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

As long as you dont prop them up in the corner when they get alcohol poisoning
so you can carry on drinking
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

did this happen to you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

To a friend
During the houseparty where we managed to get all three emergency services in one night
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

dayum

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

It was a housewarming thing.
The next week we got a whole neighbourhood watch meeting dedicated to us.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

hahahaha I'm surprised we haven't recieved one about us yet

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Try having a open air vomiting contest while the police serch your house for a lunatic with a sword

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Please tell the full story.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Here you go
www.b3ta.com/questions/housemates/post378721
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

In hindsight
we probably shouldn't of picked a weeknight
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

An excellent effort. 9.5/10

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Thanks
I'm not sure how many of the other attendees are still alive
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

we've been taking pictures of us and other people pretending to be dead
including one hanging from the basketball hoop with blood coming from his eyes, another in the middle of the stree with blood all over and a tire mark across her shirt
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

pics?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)