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If you had the super power of your choice woud you use it for good and evil?
Alt Q: Is it only gay if you push back?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:14,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I'd use it for both good and evil.
Alt: Only if your name is Bob.
Evening Bob.
You over your vomiting episode of earlier?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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Yeah I just over exerted myself in the gym.
Bit of sick never hurt anyone. Unless someone slipped in it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:16,
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Or you choke on it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:17,
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that's how my brother and my cousin died
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19,
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Really?
What caused that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:21,
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my brother was a babe and he choked on spit up
my cousin was at a party, he drank too much, stumbled and hit his head, his friends laid him down on the couch and he puked and choked on it
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Christ. That's awful.
Sorry to hear about your brother (not that I'm not sorry to hear about your cousin as well).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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yeah, thanks
they were born a month apart, my cousin died two weeks after his high school graduation
it was pretty horrible
I don't even remember my brother
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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Sorry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:31,
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don't be, dude
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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Well I'm not going to take the piss am I?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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this is b3ta, after all :)
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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Okay.
Your family surname is Hendrix
AICMFP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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Joplin?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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To quote Nigel.
"You can't really dust for vomit"
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:01,
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clicked
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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Thanks very much.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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Haven't watched that for too long
My weekend starts here, so might have to dig it out again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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Do it.
*But these go up to 11*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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For shame
I have actually been to Gracelands, and I had to restrain myself from gobbing on his grave.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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hahahahahahahaha x 10000000000
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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The whole Gracelands thing
Is better summed up by Spinal Tap than anything else.
I was on a grand tour of the States and got dragged there by two Swiss birds that I'd hooked up with.
You get to "The Grave" and you really can't think of anything else.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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That is fantastic. I've never been to Gracelands, but I imagine that half of the men there are sporting a 'Elvis quiff and sideburns'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:16,
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Oh yes
Go there for fun.
To balance the Karma, the previous evening we saw Jerry Lee Lewis on what turned out to be one of his last live appearances.
And we also stayed in the hotel that Jim Jarmusch filmed "Night Train" in.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:21,
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My old man would love to go.
So were the Swiss birds tidy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:23,
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A totally chaste relationship
To my frustration. I'm still in touch with one of them after eleven years.
Memphis is a great city. We did the Sun Studios thing (absolutely tiny place) but Staxx - more my thing - was closed.
If you can do it, do it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:34,
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This is why you allways put drunks in the recovery postion
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28,
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And try to keep them conscious by pulling their ear repeatedly
*waits for strikethrough*
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:35,
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As long as you dont prop them up in the corner when they get alcohol poisoning
so you can carry on drinking
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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did this happen to you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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To a friend
During the houseparty where we managed to get all three emergency services in one night
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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dayum
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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It was a housewarming thing.
The next week we got a whole neighbourhood watch meeting dedicated to us.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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hahahaha I'm surprised we haven't recieved one about us yet
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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Try having a open air vomiting contest while the police serch your house for a lunatic with a sword
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Please tell the full story.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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Here you go
www.b3ta.com/questions/housemates/post378721
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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In hindsight
we probably shouldn't of picked a weeknight
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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An excellent effort. 9.5/10
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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Thanks
I'm not sure how many of the other attendees are still alive
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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we've been taking pictures of us and other people pretending to be dead
including one hanging from the basketball hoop with blood coming from his eyes, another in the middle of the stree with blood all over and a tire mark across her shirt
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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pics?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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not sure, power can make people crazy
alt: it's only gay if it involves feelings
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:20,
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woo leamington was mentioned on the apprentice
Apparently its the plumbing hotspot of the UK
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:22,
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Because everyone there is full of shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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Hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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Having a good night Blousie?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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I am. Nearly bed time though.
Only two more sleeps and then I can have more wine.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:31,
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You seem to be going to bed earlier and earlier every night!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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Ten o'clock every weekday night.
I read for an hour and then sleep. I am up at 6.30am you know.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34,
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You're just a creature of habit.
Carpe diem Blousie.
Leave yourself open to new opportunities!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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I am ; )
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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What? Going to bed every night at 10 and reading isn't new opportunities.
Come on Blousie, get with the 'forced adventure' scheme.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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Ok! I'll stay up till 10.15.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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Fuck yeah!
Blousie 'Living life in the bus-lane!'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Can I start tomorrow.
I'm a bit tired.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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Okay.
*Makes coco, and reminds you to clean your teeth*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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Ok goodnight.
I'm off in a minute.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Sleep well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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not as much shit as the annoying blonde woman on the apprentice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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True.
But according to Wikipedia, she is moving to Leamington Spa*.
*
I may have just made that up
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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lies on the internet
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:30,
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True.
She actually wants to move out of Leamington, but they can't afford to lose all that extra shit, now that the queen of Leamington shit IS moving.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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The streets of London are about to get more dangerous.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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pl b
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24,
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What's with all the gay-references this evening Bob?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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I was just reading th abuse Darth got earlier. Plus that was a set up surely.
3-0
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28,
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Cumshot loves it. and the abuse.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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I hope so.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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Has he got trolled again : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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Yep, it's worse than I used to get. He is a big boy though and a sterling chap to boot.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34,
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Who is doing this trolling?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34,
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It's just a joke that everyone picks up on. It's not malicious but the sheer amount of it
must grate.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:38,
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I think cr3 has been decimating the troll population
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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I'm pretty sure it does.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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He does play up to it at times though.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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Was there one post in particular? Don't remember anything today and can't be bothered to look.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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no past couple of days, I have just been catching up.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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I was quite pleased with my picture.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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is this due to your gynaecology?
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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If you push back hard enough that balls touch then yes it is gay.
Also invisibility for the power of subjective morality
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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It's only gay if glitter is involved.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27,
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I thought he was a paedo?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:30,
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It's gay if you're involved regardless.
evening.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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So when I'm having sex with a woman it's gay?
I can't beat this crazy logic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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Well as it's likely to be a post-op transexual then yes it is.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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Pre op for the best of both worlds eh!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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Or during the surgery if you're in to hematolagnia
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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sterling new levels of gross there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Bobby in not bothering to google strange word shocker.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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It means blood fetish. Tsk. Students.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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This would explain George Michael
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-pot.jpg
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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I would teleport
and I would use it for good so I'd never be too far away from my people any more
I'm glum, someone cheer me up, please
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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Why are you glum?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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being an emo wimp
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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Have you self-harmed recently?
Apparently all the cool-kids are doing it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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remember cut down not across
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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nah, you're mixing up self harm and suicide
you just
threaten suicide
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:55,
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threaten inspire
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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POTN
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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Pleasure.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:00,
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I say I say I say ...
what did the leper say to the prostitute ?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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hmm, this is a joke I genuinely don't know the answer too
'i don't know'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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Keep the tip
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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gah! hahaa
OK, that made me smirk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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So we are halfway there already..
hmm how to top this?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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Ahh fuck this ill just link you some tim minchin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=78XrI_2bPVA
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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thank you
that was pretty cool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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Do you have enough happy yet?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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feeling less sorry for myself
cheers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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show us yer tits
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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(o)(o)
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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nice areolae
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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mtfu
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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this is what I must do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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Do it with alcohol.
Or a blade.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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get boozed up and go stabinating? OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Alright madame?
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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alright darlin
Did you see the mean picture Noel made link up there ^ somewhere
Or maybe the last thread....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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I did. It gave me the raging horn.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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i doubt youre that much of a handful
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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Shame you'll never know...
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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oh man
Really? Epic sadtimes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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I can hear your desolated weeping in Leamington all the way down the M40 to here in Kilburn.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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my tears will flood the midlands
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:33,
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How can someone so handsome be such a bastard?
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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because he hides behind his cute lickle beardy face
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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He does have a slight air
of a cute, mischievous child wearing a mans beard.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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your people? are you some sort of tropical villiage princess
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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i meant friends, didn't even realise I'd written that
weird. Some subconscious part of me thinks I own them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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Check for a recipt
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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hahaha I still think of you as a princess, though
so, I hope you're wearing a bikini made from leaves and a headdress made of flowers
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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That's just my slobbing about gear
(oddly, after that 'who do you look like thread' I watch merlin with that clumsy princess in, I think I'm a fatter, bigger nosed version of her, at least when she was clumsy)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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Who in this world isn't?
I am.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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Do you get a certificate or something???
Mine must be lost in the mail.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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Yes, I'm certified
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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luckeeeeeee
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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I'd mean to use them for good
But I'd probably mostly just mess about a lot. It would be much like my normal life in that respect.
It's raining lots here. I got soaked in a 3 metre walk from my car to my front door. Sad times.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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Hi
Got my netbook up and running fine. Easy peasy : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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So I saw, and commented, on the Facebook
You enjoying the fact that you can barely feel it on your lap?
Internet browser tip: use Chrome, as the way it's laid out means it doesn't take up as much of the screen with tabs and menus and things.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Do I google and download?
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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Download. Install. Love.
www.google.com/chrome
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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Fanku!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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Quite alright
I was reminiscing about installing all sorts of crap on my netbook when I first got it.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:04,
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ooh and now its linux friendly
might give it a go
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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Got to love Chrome
So much screen space, and so many useful keyboard shortcuts.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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Im on chrome now
Its nice and easy to add to Ubuntu
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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Woooo!
I think I went a bit overboard, and have 4 browsers on this laptop just now.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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It's a great browser. Fast & stable - just how I like my women.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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and you can watch
wilderness downtown
www.thewildernessdowntown.com/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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I don't want to click the link
And lose even more of my life to the internet.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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it's only as long as that arcade fire song
really really do it
it's beautiful
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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Ok, it was good
I'll give you that one.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:14,
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i got some of my students to watch it for homework once
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:17,
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haha
Proper apprentice lol at the fireing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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That's the angriest I've ever seen a fired person I think
I laughed at her, her stupid face, and her sulking.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:59,
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And her stupid fucking
Glasses.
Who the fuck does she think she is? Dennis Taylor?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:00,
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it's not the blonde one is it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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I really can't bear to watch that programme
I used to work with the sort of inadequates it recruits.
Triumphs of self belief over ability.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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What the hell?
She looks far better now.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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Where has everyone gone?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:18,
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I am still here. Until Newsnight starts.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:20,
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Oooh. Check out the news lover!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:20,
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Nightly ritual.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:21,
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I have drinking as mine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:23,
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And b3ta, obviously
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:24,
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It saves me from going to the pub every night!
(And I'm looking for a new job at the moment, so I can do that too!)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:25,
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Me too but that goes without saying. In all seriousness I cannot remember the last night I did not have any alcohol at all.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:24,
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I had a night off last night, but that was down to illness rather than anything else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:26,
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Drink double the quantity to compensate for last night.
(this is AN ORDER not a suggestion).
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:27,
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Doesn't that worry either of you?
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:27,
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Not at all.
I don't get drunk every night. Far from it.
Wine with dinner or a cider/beer in the evening is lovely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:28,
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You are me AICMFP
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:28,
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:29,
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An excellent thing. Right. I'm off. Have a good evening.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:31,
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Battered's cool
I'd go for good :)
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:31,
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Brilliant!
And it only cost me a fiver!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:33,
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Nope. The quantity varies considerably. Some nights it's only a small glass wine with supper. I only get pissed about once a month.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:28,
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I rarely get drunk 'at home'
Occasionally I've get back from the pub and decide it's a good idea to carry on drinking, but that doesn't happen often.
I'll get drunk in the pub happily though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:30,
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Fair enough
I'm your stereotypical english binge drinker, I'm afraid. Don't drink for months and then get completely hammered off 5 pints of cider.
Classy bird, me.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:31,
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I noticed the classiness immediately when we met
You were drinking cider & black I think.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:32,
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Cider and black?
*voms slightly*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:33,
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I've not idea what is worse for you though.
5 pints isn't a huge amount to be drinking, but then I don't know how big/small you are and if 5 pints is a lot for your size.
You'll be able to get on the cider big-time in Bristol!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:32,
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There's nothing wrong with cider and black
when it's strongbow or similar in a pub. Nice cider I do not sully with blackcurrant.
I'm quite small and a lot thinner than I used to be; I used to be able to drink a lot more, but I drink so rarely now that I've become a total lightweight!
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:40,
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That's good isn't it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:41,
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Makes me a cheap date, I suppose
and I can get quite merry on a tenner. I suppose it's not all bad, but my hangovers are definitely getting worse as I get older..
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:43,
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Maybe, if you do text hot-bloke
Mention the fact you can get quite merry for a tenner.
It might be a clicher!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:45,
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Cheap date does not equal cheap :P
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:46,
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heh heh heh
Have another lemsip!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:47,
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Drugs before bedtime?
Surely not. Besides, I've run out.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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That's a shame.
Get some nice sleep!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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I will when this episode of Blackpool has finished
I'm cheering myself up by having a bloody good perve on David Tennant.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:51,
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Blackpool was the musical wasn't it?
I haven't seen it, but I'm sure someone advised me to look for a video of Tennant and Ralph Little covering The Smiths.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:52,
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Think that might have been me chief!
I'm not here often but when I am it counts.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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Good man!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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One day you'll be able to help me out
So don't mention it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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Well as long as you don't want money from me,
I'll see what I can do!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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I have money
Because I'm a smarmy git.
What do I need from you? You've got musical taste, you're into Spinal Tap...have you got a spare window mechanism for a 1995 Fiat X1/9?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:03,
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It was, and it's awesome
The clip of David Tennant and David Morrissey singing 'These boots are made for walking' is better, although the little choreographed dance they all do to The Smiths is pretty good, yeah.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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Sad times berk.
I've just lot a million quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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A million quid?
Real pounds or imaginary arse pounds?
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:59,
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Imaginary arse pounds.
I was playing 'the million pound drop' on Channel 4 and I was one of 347 people playing from the start with the million still left.
Then I lost it all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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Bugger
Still, payday friday, eh?
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:03,
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And this is the one I was on about
linky
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:02,
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Evening all
I made a lovely stroganoff for tea, no booze for me after I caned the whisky last night.
And I'm supposed to be doing the "just a glass with dinner" thing in the week and I'm completely unable to stick to it. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:41,
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Chainy.
There is no one around.
Be naughty. Start a footy thread! :)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:42,
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Could do!
but I'm just watching the highlights of last nights cup match and then I'm off to bed, so it wouldn't be fair.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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No, don't
football is rubbish. I made stroganoff for tea, too!
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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I like stroganoff.
Did you have it with rice and spuds?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:46,
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Nope, just on it's own
didn't have any potatoes and couldn't be arsed faffing about with rice.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:49,
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Did you have a Yorkshire pudding to hold it all in?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:52,
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Nope
just on it's own. Who the hell eats stroganoff with a yorkshire??
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:53,
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Me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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Ooh, that'd work
I might get some ready-prepared ones and do it for this and for my next curry.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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Curry and yorkshire pudding?!
YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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Carbs are carbs
I rarely eat potato these days, I either have rice or noodles or just veg.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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Weird
I did
Delia's 3 mustard stroganoff although I used double cream instead of creme fraiche, pork loin steak instead of tenderloin, paprika instead of english mustard powder, and I supplemented not enough onion with some leek. Oh, and I added some chopped garlic too.
Edit: had mine with some 2 minute microwave noodles. Delish.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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Looks pretty good
I thought paprika was an essential ingredient in stroganoff though? I had chicken in mine.
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berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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Me too, that's why I use it
but this relies on the mustard for heat. I basically halve the ingredients except for the mustard to make it for one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:53,
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NO!
I'm still around - but not for much longer - and vegball is shite.
Cricket thread and I'm in.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:45,
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We could discuss the Duckworth Lewis method?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:46,
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Something that I understand
Glorified by Neil Hannon too.
Boycott is a cunt and must die uncomfortably quite soon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:49,
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I quite liked hat Neil Hannon album too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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I haven't given it a listen
but he has written some lovely songs.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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He has that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:55,
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cricket and that bloody awful band
two of the worse curses on this land
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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You've cheered up then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54,
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yeah, I'm a laugh a minute at the moment
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:55,
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Why are you feeling so 'meh'?
Is it the relationship issues from earlier this week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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little bit
taken this long to realise I am going to miss him :( lame
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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Nothing wrong with that.
How long were you together for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57,
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since April I think
but it's a distance thing and the rest.
Anyway I hope we end up friends - that's the bit I'd miss most
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:58,
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How far away from each other are/were you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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80 miles
just long enough to make it a weekend trip rather than a day trip
edit: man, this is not going to turn into some internet couselling thing, Dr
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:02,
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It can do. If you're bored and a bit low.
I can be all sensible and make you feel a bit brighter.
Alternatively, I can take the piss out of you and tell you to MTFU, the choice is yours.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:05,
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Or
we could suggest breakup music tracks and see whose song suggestion brings on the tears first!
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:08,
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I'll go with
Stan Ridgeway - Camouflage.
Nothing more depressing than that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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I think it might be tears brought on by the
quality of music at a gues
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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*blubs*
so mean!
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:12,
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oh god!
misery corner!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:13,
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ah, I'll be fine
if he hadn't dumped me, I guess I'd have had to do it sooner or later. Time to MTFU and work out at what point I can go "hey, how's it going?" to him without seeming like a scary stalker, desperate bint
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:09,
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Did you book somewhere for the Bristol bash?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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not yet
will do once I've checked I can have the monday off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:10,
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Well that'll be something to look forward to.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:12,
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should be fun
although the way you said it makes me sound proper sad. I reckon I might do something fun between now and then :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:20,
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You'll have fun and get drunk in cider country.
What more do you want?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:21,
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ooo, i like
good cider
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:22,
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And the flyer sells good cider too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:26,
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GREAT NEWS!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:26,
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So there'll be no need for any blackcurrant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:30,
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who the hell would do that anyway?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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berk
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:33,
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is she 14?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:33,
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I don't think so.
Do you want to reply to the right of the screen? This is scroll-tastic at the moment!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:34,
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no
/lies
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:35,
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So you'd never entertain the thought of blackcurrant with your cider?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:36,
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nope, that would be crazy
completely unrelated, but my friend just came up with the idea of penis-balloon animals
I need to learn to animate better
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:37,
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How does that work?
*Hopes the first animal is 'the cock*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:39,
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I think it would result from the misunderstanding of
'blow job'
then, you know, clowns or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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I'm still none the wiser as to what a penis-balloon animal would be though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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then one day I will animate it
just imagine someone blowing hard on a willy so much so that it comicly inflates, then someone ties knots in it
it needs to be a little cartoony to work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:51,
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Got ya!
I reckon you need to animate a cock into a cock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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that'll be the dream
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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Your dreams may differ to that of mine.
Anyway, you sound a lot brighter now!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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yeah, between talking here
and on IM to a couple of other people I am being less of a mopey arse.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:57,
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thanks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:57,
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How long 'till be see the balloon?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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well technically I have alot of work to do
so it shouldn't be soon, but it might be
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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What animations have you done previously?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:12,
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very few
a long time ago - I've only used imageready and I was only guessing with it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:13,
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I'm not creative like that at all.
I hope you manage to make some though!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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I shall spam it if I do make it, don't worry
anyway, off now - cheers for indulging my wingeiness
night
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:21,
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Sleep well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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hellllo children
hows everyone?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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Evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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hello again
bit too much sancerre for me, how's you/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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I'm alright thanks. Feeling a lot better!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:03,
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hooooooooooooooooorah!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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hello again!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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hola chica!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:11,
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alright rachel
how's it going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:30,
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hello sexy
i am a tiiiny bit hammered after dinner, all good. you??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:31,
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I'm good thanks
essay crisis coming up in an hour though. Had a good evening then?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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