Fair enough
I'm your stereotypical english binge drinker, I'm afraid. Don't drink for months and then get completely hammered off 5 pints of cider.
Classy bird, me.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I noticed the classiness immediately when we met
You were drinking cider & black I think.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Cider and black?
*voms slightly*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I've not idea what is worse for you though.
5 pints isn't a huge amount to be drinking, but then I don't know how big/small you are and if 5 pints is a lot for your size.

You'll be able to get on the cider big-time in Bristol!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with cider and black
when it's strongbow or similar in a pub. Nice cider I do not sully with blackcurrant.
I'm quite small and a lot thinner than I used to be; I used to be able to drink a lot more, but I drink so rarely now that I've become a total lightweight!
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

That's good isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Makes me a cheap date, I suppose
and I can get quite merry on a tenner. I suppose it's not all bad, but my hangovers are definitely getting worse as I get older..
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Maybe, if you do text hot-bloke
Mention the fact you can get quite merry for a tenner.

It might be a clicher!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Cheap date does not equal cheap :P

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

heh heh heh
Have another lemsip!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Drugs before bedtime?
Surely not. Besides, I've run out.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

That's a shame.
Get some nice sleep!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

I will when this episode of Blackpool has finished
I'm cheering myself up by having a bloody good perve on David Tennant.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Blackpool was the musical wasn't it?
I haven't seen it, but I'm sure someone advised me to look for a video of Tennant and Ralph Little covering The Smiths.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Think that might have been me chief!
I'm not here often but when I am it counts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Good man!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

One day you'll be able to help me out
So don't mention it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Well as long as you don't want money from me,
I'll see what I can do!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I have money
Because I'm a smarmy git.

What do I need from you? You've got musical taste, you're into Spinal Tap...have you got a spare window mechanism for a 1995 Fiat X1/9?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

'Ere go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rztAPkkadQs
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

It was, and it's awesome
The clip of David Tennant and David Morrissey singing 'These boots are made for walking' is better, although the little choreographed dance they all do to The Smiths is pretty good, yeah.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Sad times berk.
I've just lot a million quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

A million quid?
Real pounds or imaginary arse pounds?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Imaginary arse pounds.
I was playing 'the million pound drop' on Channel 4 and I was one of 347 people playing from the start with the million still left.

Then I lost it all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Bugger
Still, payday friday, eh?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

And this is the one I was on about
linky
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)