Lets have a thread that isnt about 10000000
I suggest we discuss how lazy we have been.

Alt-Q: or what we are doing this weekend?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:17, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

1000000
WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I sincerly hope that you get nawty stepped sceonds before the 10000000th post

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

if i'm honest, i don't really care.
nevertheless:
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

1000000
WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

The thing is
I care
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

1000000
WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

here pass the time by faping
www.fraudadvisorypanel.org/
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

No offence, but I think I'll just flood the board instead,

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Lunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

2 day lunch?
hardcore. does that mean eating lots or chewing a sandwich for a very long time
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I am a prodigious masticator.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)

And of course a proper lunch can't really be completed in under four hours anyway, as any fule kno.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

That is true
My workplace has a microwave for our 1h lunches, but where is the extra room needed for the brandy and cigars?

I feel cheated out of my meals sometimes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)

The only thing stopping me from going fucking postal at the moment
is the prospect of a large cognac in about two hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hard day?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Understatement of the year, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Has someone been storing their magnet collection in the server room?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

No, an ill-mannered, uncivilised boor
has had the termerity to criticise me for 'creating work for other people' - I have 'created' this 'work' by spotting and correcting errors made by the person who has criticised me. Errors that would have gone into something printed in quantities of several hundred thousand.

This all sounds rather mild but the whole thing has actually gone on for fucking hours, in the form of a top-volume shouting match. The fucking peasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Christ
How much more work would it be to do a recall had you not made the changes?

Edit: or is making work for people her job?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

The utter spastic in question is a man in his 50s.
He has no hormonal or 'irrational woman' excuse for being such a fucking helmet. The man is like a not-terribly-bright child.

He resents me because he knows I have no respect for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

What's going on Monty?
I feel like I've turned up late for the apocalypse? Who's baldmonkey and what the hell has happened?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Talk chap. Bit of a 'joker'.
Put him on ignore, old bean. I have never done this before to a real B3tan, not even Bert, so that's annoyed me but it is necessary.

I'm just ranting about my job. You OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Understood.
All good thankyou. Had 3 hours of acting like a tit this afternoon. Acting out children's story books and making up games. And some creative dance. I wanted to shoot myself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Was it a workshop of sorts?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

My primary education degree. Right I'm off for a shower and a night of massive drugs
and music.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Careful,
Anyone who uses the word workshop, who isn'r involved in light engineering, is a twat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

'Creative dance' sounds fucking appalling.

Righto, I'm off. No free overtime from me tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Threadrush
500000 posts to early
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

You have no respect for any of us.
That is one of your best qualities.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

You need to deal out some of this.
www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thug-570x427.jpg
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Yes, indeed I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Insolent vagina
would be a good name for a band
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Work do
But I really like people at work, so I'll have fun. The another hen do. Some shopping on Sat and to Birmingham on Sun.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

How many hen dos are you going to have?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I know, I know
After the crappy one, all my other friends have insisted they want to do it better. I'll have at least another one in tenerife too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I'm not complaining, more jealous.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)