Too cold

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's the beauty of the toga, you can wear a t-shirt and trousers underneath

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

"the beauty of the toga"
this sounds like a film
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

It sounds a bit gay

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

i thought it sounded a bit porno
what does that say about each of us. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Psychologists may say it means i'm a closet bender
but how can a 33 y/o single man who lives on his own and takes his mother to the opera be gay...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

it's ok, it's not as if you are devoted to your pets or anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

err...yes...
I certainly didnt rush back from work yesterday to ensure my chicken was safely locked up in her coop...or rush back from my friends house to spend some time with my cat before going to bed...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

can i repeat my henpecked, pussywhipped joke?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That's not a bad point
We've got a knackered old sleeping bag that needs chucking and I haven't shaved for three days, maybe I'll go as a homeless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You may even earn some money on the way to the party
"gisus 50p fer cup'o'tea yer fuckin'fuck"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I might even be able to eliminate my alcohol costs by scrounging half-empty tinnies on the way

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

borrow my ralph lauren wrap
convinced them of my homelessness the other night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)