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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Make sure all the shops and things have moving walls and the floors spin too.All you need in terms of catering is curry and kebabs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:26,
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I like the idea of signs that say "Unless you consume at least 80 units a week this ride is not suitable for you"Btw - are you feeling better?
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No, I'm still ill.I've not drunk or smoked in days.
On the ride theme, how about a sign that says 'you must drink this short in order to use this ride'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33,
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I have decided there should be a morning-only catering service of bacon sandwiches, neurofen and mineral waterwhich is only eligible to those with measurable liver damage
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I like that.Also, there needs to be a 'fighting zone' where you can just start on the staff and they have to take it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51,
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Damn right.The words to signal the first round should be "chilli sauce my friend?"
Cunts. I chose who my friends are and it certainly isn't Stavros.
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We also need a 'you're my best friend you are'For the emotional luvvies!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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