Oh dear.
Doesn't sound like the typical Hendrix fan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't think he is.
As after the first week I encountered him, he asked me whether I knew any Oasis. I don't know how wise it was to give him the contemptuous look that I did.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Tell him there's a great one outside Dakkar
then turn round and take a shit on his shoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Haha! In hindsight, I should have responded with
"No, but I know a chap who's pissed on Noel Gallagher's shoes."

(Before having a dump on his, obviously)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)

There's clearly something about Oasis
that screams 'excrete onto some shoes NOW'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

This is possibly the funniest thing I have read all day
I may have to borrow this for future occasions when called to comment on their 'music.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Help yourself, my dear fellow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Perhaps you should compile a book of little vignettes like this
There are no end of shit bands that could do with similar descriptions, and I imagine you could fill a whole chapter on wonky-eyed bender Bowie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I would imagine you're right.
'Shit Music: A History' by Montgomery Boyce.

Right I'm off: see ya
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Cheerio!
Have a top evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)