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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you doing with your Monday evening?
I plan on sitting here pissing about on the internet, maybe watching a movie and sipping cider to celebrate the fact we've been offered a newly built two-bedroom flat across town, potentially doubling our space and giving kiddo and I our first proper "own space" together since she moved in. In fact, my first "own space" ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:28, 271 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Congratulations.
That is fantastic news.

This evening will be spent being ill and complaining about it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Are you still ill?
Is this proper man-flu or have you finally succumbed to the aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I'm ill enough to be making an appointment with a doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Infection?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:35, Reply)
does this mean your head's fallen off?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
That's awesome news!
I'm going to the opening of a mate's new tattoo and piercing shop for a bit, then I'm going home to relax and not think for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I might have to wait until the new year to get my other arm inked now.
Have you booked your tattoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)
It was booked a while ago
It's on Monday in Liege!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Whoa shit!
Nice one, are you staying out there for a few days?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:34, Reply)
The plan is:
Fly to Paris on Saturday, hook up with some old friends for a 30th birthday.
Sunday get the train to Liege and have a mooch around.
Monday morning have a mooch, then from 1:00 pm I'll be getting inked.
Train back to Paris on Tuesday, then flight back to Blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
That sounds brilliant.
Are you going on your own?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I am now, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Dumped the GF?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Yep
Feel like a colossal twat, but it needed to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This who know you better than I do
insist this was a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)
So I've been told by a great number of people
Doesn't stop me feeling like a cunt for hurting her though.
I'll be reet, as will she.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Some times one has to do these things.
Now move to London and stop being a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Why would I move to London?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Because it's GRATE?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
If you didn't feel like a cunt we'd be worried to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I'm not cut out for that LAD site

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I go there and read them sometimes
makes me feel better about myself as a human being - it's very hard to think that you're the lowest of the low after 5 minutes on there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Your words in London were along the lines of
"I've known for a while I need to end it, I didn't want to be a cunt by doing so just before her birthday so I'm picking my moment" and you did it within a few days of that, so I don't think there's anything particularly cunty about your action, other than you are generally a horrendous cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
...with a side order of minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I'm seeing my daughter for an hour from 7-8pm
then going round Lusty's.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Pass on my love to Lusty please!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Will do, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Most kind of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)
That's me.
Hot, charming and kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:40, Reply)
I know others reckon you're hot
But I'm also rated 'hot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
That may be so but how do you fare in the charm stakes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)
I like to think I am naturally rather charming
And have yet to be shown contradictory evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I think you're an ill-mannered boor
with all the charm and grace of a gyppo in the back of a paddy wagon.

How about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
My boy, I simply do not believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
*rumbled face*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)
*blushes*
Thanks lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Just telling it like it is hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Please bury your most handsome face amongst her cleavage for me please.
Fanku!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I shall act as instructed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Think of me as your doing it : D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
That I most definitely will.
I'll give you a high five in my mind as I dive in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Woo!
I get to enjoy you by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Woo indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
Splendid news.
Get the flat before the dregs of London come and claim it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
I'm somewhat concerned I'll be sharing the block with the dregs of Buckingham
but fuck it, it is indeed splendid news.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Which floor will you be on?
I used to be on the 14th, best views of Middlesex from anywhere, except space.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I have no idea currently
but I assume it won't be more than three or four floors. This town is ickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Top or bottom is best, not in the middle.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
I think top is best.
No banging about above you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
I'm on the ground floor.
It does seem somewhat lacking in privacy sometimes.

It might be nice to crack one off with the curtains open once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Do you know what, you have a real point there.
Top, if I've got a choice. I like stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Best for fending off zombies too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
If I'm on the top floor I'll insist on a anti-clockwise downward spiral staircase so I can swing my machete while affording protection from the interior column.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
I just imagined you doing that and got a bit turned on : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
Congrats on the flat
I'm off round to a friend's place, as is standard Monday night procedure around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I'm chuffed to bit for you hon.
Woo and most definitely Yay! Things are looking better for you and I foresee even better times ahead.

*gazes at crystal ball*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)
I'm trying not to get excited because it might be utter shit
/ac but there's part of me that's very excited indeed. I think it's the part that's drinking cider and listening to loud dubstep.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)
Shit flats can be made better : )
Is it council or housing association?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Association.
The lady who's showing us round sounds lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Get her to test the bedrooms and shower with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)
From what I can remember you do get one or two refusals before you HAVE to accept a place.
This is what happened to me and my sister in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)
I've got two refusals I think.
I'd consider waiting for a house but to be honest looking at the referrals list for the past couple of years I'd be waiting at least a couple of years. As it goes we've only been on the list since July so this is some way towards a result if it works out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Good luck!
Just try to keep an open mind and remember looks can be deceptive. We used to live on a cul-de-sac with some right dodgy chavvy people but we were happy there and didn't have any problems.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)
I guess.
I think they're empty at the moment, but I'm probably being a massive snob in my thinking that the rest of the block will be filled with work-shy, soap-dodging chav sister-fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Always have some fruit around and the neighbours kids will love you.
*my experience*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I juggle, do origami, play guitar and will get involved in any game going.
Fruit, shmoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Yes but the fruit you give them will probably be the only vitamins the kids get.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Fruit, check.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Why, aren't there any vitamins in semen?

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This sounds like excellent news. Nice one.
I shall be off to a blues jam later on in New Cross Gate. Hopefully Drunkpikey has been barred from the pub following last week's shenanigans.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I missed that: do tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)
He'd been in once or twice before, pissed off his tits
Yelling "play some Jimi you wankahs" at whoever was on the stage and occasionally trying to grab the mic himself. Previously he was just a nuisance, but last week he came very close to starting two fights. I've no idea what prompted the first one, thankfully that was defused. The second one was with the landlord, who cuffed him round the head and ejected him quite forcefully but, I suspect, knew better than to actually lamp him. (Shame, because I think most of us would have happily held the twat still if he were going to)

I saw the guy who runs the jam the following night: apparently drunkpikey had also, for some unknown reason, tried to slip a quantity of weed into the guy's back pocket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Oh dear.
Doesn't sound like the typical Hendrix fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)
I don't think he is.
As after the first week I encountered him, he asked me whether I knew any Oasis. I don't know how wise it was to give him the contemptuous look that I did.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Tell him there's a great one outside Dakkar
then turn round and take a shit on his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Haha! In hindsight, I should have responded with
"No, but I know a chap who's pissed on Noel Gallagher's shoes."

(Before having a dump on his, obviously)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:54, Reply)
There's clearly something about Oasis
that screams 'excrete onto some shoes NOW'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)
This is possibly the funniest thing I have read all day
I may have to borrow this for future occasions when called to comment on their 'music.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
Help yourself, my dear fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Perhaps you should compile a book of little vignettes like this
There are no end of shit bands that could do with similar descriptions, and I imagine you could fill a whole chapter on wonky-eyed bender Bowie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I would imagine you're right.
'Shit Music: A History' by Montgomery Boyce.

Right I'm off: see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Cheerio!
Have a top evening.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
I've been cuffed around the head by a landlord.
It hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
What did you do to deserve that?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Aged 19, got to the bar at my mate's local pub, we stuck £60 behind the bar and proceeded to get completely battered on vodka and blackcurrant cordials.
I was so pissed by ten o'clock that I slipped over in the gents, grabbed hold of the door handle to stop myself going over and pulled the door off its hinges, resulting in a passed-out, bloody splintered mess in the middle of the bogs. He ended up giving us a three-mile lift home because it was pissing it down outside and we were determined to walk. We went in the next day to apologise and he proper smacked us both upside the head before giving us our pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Wow.
Ok, I can see why he might have been a tad peeved with you...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I am mostly going to be popping Ibuprofen like there's no tomorrow.
I've picked up a pinched nerve in my left hand from a bin-bag related incident. The two end fingers and one side of my hand are now in a constant state of pins and needles. PLus the RSI in my right is flaring up again.

If anyone has any idea of what a man can do with two claws instead of hands, please let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
Become a firebrand Islamist preacher in the Finsbury Park area?

/abu hamzalolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)
The term a 'bin bag related incident' has made me giggle more than it should.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
maybe that should be my new name

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Toss off eagles at the Bird of Prey Artificial Insemination Centre.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
^This, so hard it hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
if it hurts they won't enjoy it so much

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
pretend to be a panther!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
Sit on the roof of a Smart car, thrust your hands out to the side and pretend to be a mechanised crab terrorising the local population.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
sofalol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
This must surely win RMIOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Random Mechanised Incitement of the Day?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)
I was going with 'Ridiculous Mental Image'
But now you mention it, I think either would be acceptable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Become a rapist affectionately known as ‘the Claw’

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Disembowel things

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
That IS pretty awesome.
Tonight will be laundry and cleaning. Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I've just had my hair cut and I shall be having dinner soon.
Posh fish cakes, mash and peas.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)
How much did he cut off?
I detect by your lack of rage that it may have been "just the right amount".
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
More than I wanted really but not too much that I feel pissed off.
It needed doing and it will now grow long and luscious.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)
it would have done so anyway my love

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Hair needs trimming now and then to make it look healthy.
*hopes enzyme is listening*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
I went two years without cutting mine and it looked great
until I cut it, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
You probably have nicer hair than me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I don't see how.
You just need the product and willingness to make it look nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I'm lazy and I prefer that just got out of bed look.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)
My daughter didn't have even a trim until she was 9 years old.
It used to take me about 1.5 hours to wash, condition and dry her hair when she was young. I quite miss doing it though.


(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
Lovely hair though.
I looked like a boy until about that age.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Thank you.
It was something she took pride in, but as she got older resented it being her defining feature. It's now really short at the neck, longer at the sides and with the regrettably ubiquitous sweep round fringe.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)
I bet she doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Too right, I used to make her do her times tables to pass the time.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Daughter's mother made her grow her hair almost to her feet until she was seven.
She hated all the washing and drying and brushing. She can do what the hell she likes with it since she came to me, and she's not taken it too far at all. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Absolutely. It's got to be whatever they want.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)
Cousin It !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Mine needs a trim.
I resent paying £30 for this though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Go to a barber then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
I don't trust them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Is there anyone you do trust?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)
PONCE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)
He needs that much hair
to help transport the heat away from his enormous brain
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
How about next time saying
"You ALWAYS cut off more than I'd like so how about this time you cut off less than you think you should and maybe we can reach some kind of agreement instead of me looking in the mirror for six weeks after you've cut it and casting your name into the evil half of the universe?"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I shant be having another cut for at least six months.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
the two are, I take it, not intrinsically connected?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Yes, I'm having hairy custard for pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)
That could be developed into one of the most horrible euphemisms in history
you realise?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)
bleaugh!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Haha!
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)
moaning
then going to a pub quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Why for art thou moaning?
It's not Hallowe'en any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
just generally being grumpy
I think work is about to get to the point where I really can't handle it.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Ah, story of my life.
I'm finding cider, pizza and awesome music is helping massively.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
Scoffing takeout pizza and then going down the pub
to watch the dreaded FOOTBALL.

*gasps and shrieks, children flee, women faint, strong men blanch*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)
That's some top quality blokeying.
Am I right in thinking that a win tonight would put your team above Spurs?
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Yep, and Man City thanks to them lot down the road
4th place, no less. Nosebleeds galore.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I like Di Matteo
He looks like a Toucan.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)
I read that as Tuscan, and I think he might be
from all the interviews with him and about him, he seems like a top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
WOOHOO!
That's top news Noel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Woooooo hunny!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
*smooshes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
YAY!
Eh up northern breasts! How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Er, I'm northern and breasty, thanks!
Glad things are looking good for you mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Excellent news old bean.
I've been lucky to have pretty much always had my own space. I need it. I get snappy.

I'm contemplating getting Indian and settling down with a decent book. Taking it easy really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:30, Reply)
What's your go-to dish for curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Tarka daal
I only really like muttar paneer when my dad makes it. He makes it amazingly well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Otter curry?
Never seen that before.

Edit - Ok crap joke is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
I tend to like them 'otter than that.
/crap follow-up joke is even crapper
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Oh ffs
Evening love.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
'evening
How do? I was about to starting preaching the unexpected goodness of Spam curry before I remembered you're still vaguely vegematarian.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
If someone cooks meat for me well and it's of a decent quality I'll eat it
So I'm not sure Spam comes under the latter part of that.

Life's not bad, I've gone a bit Manchester and bought a parka, but at least it's black rather than khaki. How's life going with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Careful, Monty might get confused and piss on your suede loafers...
I'm not bad, thanks. Off Oop North myself this weekend to visit The Fat Man and doubtless sample some of the finer fare of West Yorkshire's pubs and breweries. I think he's been missing me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Yaaaariiiiiit
Have a good time. Sounds like it should be fun- I don't really know that area of oop North, although it's my sister's old uni. I'm sure it's good for your favoured type of booze. I'm thinking of going up to Sheffield myself to see hot lezza and depressed ex-fling. Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I actually miss Spam.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is going to turn into another "chicken" situation, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)
No. I've drawn a line and will not step over.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Now that is unusual
I guess you could substitute tofu for the texture but it would be lacking that industrial not-quite-meaty quality...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
It was very tasty even though it was animal shite in a can.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
It does work amazingly well in curries
I guess it's a bit like that paneer cheese, but made of, as you say, animal-shite-in-a-can. Unfortunately I think the manufacturers have taken advantage of its cult status as it's vastly overpriced these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Cheesy peas!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)
DELICIOUS
He fries it. Sometimes I find it fried in curries, more often it's just soft and squidgy and not as good. It's brilliant crispy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
I'm going to drink heavily and get an early night.
AND facebook chat isn't working, how am I going to nag people into coming to my party?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Try inviting them, HINT HINT, HUDGE NUDGE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
excellent invitebeggingpiss there Gonz.
Have a good birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Lovely thank you =)
Really nice and chilled, full of sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
It's on the 20th,
it'll be very REELLIFE and very low internet but you're more than welcome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
All internet people
will have a postit stuck to them saying "beware Internet" at the beginning of the night.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I want one of these.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
You now have both an invite and the promise of a warning postit.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
It was the post-it I coveted
but I appreciate the invite nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Make it if you can,
the conversation we had at the bash was all too brief but I'm a quick judge of character and I'd let you meet my friends.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
That's actually quite sweet, cheers.
If I'm free it'd be a pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Hah, I'm only messin', but hit me up with the details and I'll 'maybe' the RSVP.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
I HATE THE MAYBES
How do I know how many twigletts to buy?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)
What are the chances of hooking up? That might sway me one way or another.
Not that it's a deciding factor, but definatly mitigating.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
That all depends on how charming you can be.
But to be honest medium to low. Too many attached female friends, lots of hotties though, check the guest list.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)
Where's my fucking invite then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Would you come even if I invited you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Possibly, but I know you'd never invite me.
Milton Keynes ent that far away, and I do aim to go at some point for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)
WAAAHHHH
shut up, I would invite you if I thought you'd come and have a good time, but as I said to gonz, real life heavy party.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)
No, you wouldn't invite me because we actually don't speak to each other very much any more and have little in common
and you were if I recall your age correctly in sixth form when I was in primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)
To late, I've invited you,
No punching, and I'll give you a list of my friends you can hit on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Chompy lives in desirable spot in Milton Keynes shocker,

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)
Hells yeah,
but not the nicest of flats.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)
I was flirting wonderfully with an old school friend
and it crashed horribly, the teenage-shagging-fantasy-shattering bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
*angles for an invite*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Done before I read it,
and your wife.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
I'm chilling out watching hollyoaks with TGB
Then I'm gonna cook chicken livers in cream with pasta and mushrooms and pepper and onion powder and it should be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)
ooh yum
I got a chicken breast out of the freezer this morning and put it in the fridge but it still hadn't defrosted completely by the time I got home so I've had pizza instead. I might cook it up tonight late and then slice it for sandwiches tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)
I had veggie burgers, they were a bit rank.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
Sounds good.
Do you have Panko breadcrumbs? They're the fucking shizniss when it comes to schnitzeling.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
I sent TGB a card today.
Spent fifteen minutes looking for a vaguely normal card in the card shop, full of fucking sentimental cards and shit with greetings on the inside. Finally found one suitable, got back to the office and it says "With love and best wishes" inside so I drew a penis on it and sent it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
^ah, it's nice to be back!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
Hah

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
B3ta should sell cards

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)
i know you love me really!
I'm going to throw everything in the lounge out now.... oh hai gonz!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Well!
I have just got back from honeymooning with Flim. My house has not been burgled (after some scrote stole my bike out of the shed the day before we went) and so we are about to depart to a public house for a slap up meal that has some PORK in it (we holidayed in a Muslim country so no bacon), and then home for further relaxation and fallout 3.

How are you, Internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)
Im good
just ordering some more caffeine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Internet is fucking shit as usual.
How was your honeymoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Lovely, thanks.
A little annoying at points, too many kids around, but lovely weather and time alone with 'er indoors!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Welcome back
Enjoy the glitchy fun that is fallout new Vegas. Amazing and frustrating at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Oh no, glitchy? :(
I also got Vanquished. Had a little bash already, but not convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
Welcome back.
Anyone try to buy the Mrs off you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Not bloody ONE offer.
I was most put out, she's worth at least three camels and a mint tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Fucking terrible.
I figured you'd have auctioned her off to the highest bidder by now. I blame the current financial situation putting a mockers on the white slave trade.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
welcome back
Now reply to my fucking email you bastard. Becky already has and she hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Where's Jeff?
I'm watching Star Trek on film 4 again and I want to annoy him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
I think he's dead. I missed him. Ah well.
I miss the Halloween names more.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)
I hate people who change their names
It confuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
We're all back to normal now hon.
To be honest I was getting confused as well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
I liked yours. It was clever.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Aw fanks hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
No probs gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Time to start thinking up better names for Christmas,

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
it's time to change mine back to something
less gruesome, not really sure what. Feel like it should begin with a C though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
candle lit dinner related incident?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
is this what you're up to?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
No. I'm eating takeaway and crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
good way to add salt to your non-diet.
hope everythings okay, love *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
The takeaway is salty.
thanks hon. It's just an argument. I'll be ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
i had pasta and tears for tea
there should be more candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
I like candles.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
especially if they smell nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Aw silly.
You're supposed to be past the hormonal teenage angsty bit by now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Crying after being told you're a shit daughter doesn't mean you're angsty.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Where does he live?
I'll punch his fucking lights out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
let's make a possy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
He's in Paris.
He has a point though. Obviously I'm not giving both sides here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
My dad would never say that to me even if I was actually being a shit daughter.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
see also "...have evil in your brain"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
um, totally this.
I've got that last week. A few times. I feel your pain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
FUCK ME.
Who would even say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Actually, KWAZIIIIKWAZIIIINSHWKSHWKREWIND.
Shit parents make shit kids. It's his fault, not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
delectable sugar related incident
edit: didn't see the C bit, really should read entire posts
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
haha, had this problem before

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Cuddly wuddly love muffin?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
is it warm and fluffy
day today or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Just in a sickeningly good mood for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
candy coated cock related incident

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I think I was cock-related incident for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
I'm not thinking of any more related incidents

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
i'm kind of bored of them
to be fair. I should just have a good log in name and stick with it, but I have no idea what
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
at least you can think of a name
I'm not clever enough
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Christine

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Gelatinous cube related incident.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
i like this one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Where's the love lamps?
I like variety.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
I'm really not in a good mood now.
Massive argument with my father.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
Bad luck mate
Hope you feel better about it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
sometimes arguments have to happen
I say this, I avoid them like the plague, they're never fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Which film?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)
Star Trek the motion picture.
The first one they did.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Not the best.
Silly uniforms, and not enough phasering.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
Bad Star Trek is better than no Star Trek.
Especially when there is nothing better on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Not disagreeing with you there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
I dunno.
I watched an episode of Next Generation yesterday that I had to turn off because it was fucking horrendous. First time I've done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
It's like being in the room with an old friend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Have you seen the new one?
It's fucking awesome, a billion times better than that seventies crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Which new one?
The one that came out a while ago pre-dating the series?

If so, then yes and it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Yes and yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Funny but I still fancy the old Spock more than the new one.
I weird myself out sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
But is that as a youthful Leonard Nimoy
or the craggy version?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Either.
I think it's more to do with his logical demeanour than his looks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

T'is true. Great flick.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

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