wow, I'm glad hardly anyone has guns here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they're everywhere here
but he's in the military, so if she presses charges he'll be dishonorably discharged
however, given the fact that she just took him out trick or treating with their kids, it's likely she won't do it
so I don't feel sorry for her, she's being fucking stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I have 2 shotguns, an airgun, 2 air pistols and 2 crossbows.
and I'm going to have them all out to clean when my daughters bring their first boyfriends home to meet me.
(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

My next door neighbour has 7 shotguns
he services them in his garage with the door open.

I hope he doesn't think I have a real purty mouth...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should use an unflattering shade of brown lipstick and apply it badly, just to be on the safeside.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I dunno, he's of farming stock
smeary brown lipstick might set him off
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

my roommate and I are supposed to go to a shooting range
someone else told me they'd take me hunting, but I don't own a gun
my dad said I needed to get one and a concealment license now that I have my dog, in case another dog tries to attack us
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Just give it a swift kick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

haha yeah, good idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Really?
I wonder how we do in Europe, with dogs and no guns around. Maybe all the dogs are dead and we don't know it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I for one have been brutally savaged because I've been taking the dog for a walk
wouldn't have happened if it'd had a gun, that's for sure.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

If the dog had a gun?
What happened?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I was being facetious
and I got a typo in there too.

it's too much of a wreck to try and fix it now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Oh, I see
Sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

no need to apologise :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

your dad told you to get a gun
in case a dog attacks you and your dog.

ffs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

i no rite
mostly because I told him about the massive horse of a rottweiler down the street that charges after us when we walk by
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

crazy
rottweilers are lovely dogs in my experience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I've met a few lovely ones
but this one isn't, it was less of attacking me and more of attacking my dog, because I'm not going to watch my dog get slaughtered

think some pepper spray is in order, rather than a glock
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you definitely don't want that
your dog looks way too cute

pepper spray is good thinking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

It'll be pretty impossible to shoot
one of the two dogs fighting without the other injuring the other.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Use VATS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Do other dogs have guns in the States?
That country is more crazy than I thought.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

they've got laser eyes
how will we ever survive???
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Deflect the laser eyes
With a mirror.

I don't think I'd like to live anywhere that encourages people to carry a gun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

before I had my dog, I'd told him I wanted to go to a shooting range
he used to tell me to shoot myself in the foot so I'd know what it felt like to be shot, and then I'd be hesitant to use a firearm

barrel full of crazy, my dad
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

yeah, if you are shooting yourself you blatantly want it through a fleshy part of your arm or something
not your foot, that'd shatter your bones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Your whole country seems a bit crazy
The lack of health care and the use of guns suggests to me that somewhere, things have gone wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

For the purposes of dog walking, you're going to need an assault rifle
preferably with an underslung grenade launcher
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

With air support on 2 minutes standby

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I've got shotguns.
Sorry. Glasses.

I've got shot glasses.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

To make some room, you'll need to get shot of those shot glasses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Do you know any hot lasses to whom he could give the shot glasses?

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Not masses of hot lasses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)