People are wrong

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well I'm committed to buying it now.
Well. I'm not, but I will.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

It's always good to have an interesting selection of cordials
for when you have company, "A touch more of the Robinsons m'dear" *arched eyebrow*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Do they still make Peppermint cordial?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Dunno. Sounds a bit 1970's
at school we were always making peppermint cremes.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I don't think they've ever made a raspberry squash.
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That's a good point
Perhaps it's too costly to remove all the little seeds
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

They are no more seedy than other fruits that have been embraced by the squash world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You fucking tell 'em Jeff!
phone up Robinsons and demand answers.

While you're doing that i'll email the embassy for the Democratic Reblic of Congo and ask them for a guided tour of the Um Bongo factory.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
Join me. We'll launch the 'UK Squash Fringe' and right these many cordial wrongs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Did you go to a special school for gay homosexupuffs, Colonel?
We made rock cakes.

With real rocks.
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Yes
and it was SIMPLY FABULOUS!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)