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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's been a long day
and it's not even close to over yet.

Things are going ok though, you will be pleased to hear.

How are you? Up to anything good tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:16, 266 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hello, I am very very bored.
and I'm getting a cold.
Tonight I am going to do fuck all except ring my mum. How exciting.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

ring fuck


*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
How very very witty of you.
What are you eating up to the weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Early doors at the local and mybe stay to watch the gave if i can be arsed...
You?
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
band practice tonight
which is nice. We've been coming up with some good stuff recently, although I've been instructed to use less wah-wah :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
NEVER use less wah-wah.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
gave?
you have a very wonky finger on your right hand
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
shit, almost as bad as Liverpools defence!

(I've had a couple of beers at lunch, so will use that as my excuse)
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Oi!
Could be worse, could be the Manc's bank statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
That's true.
let's hope Woy buys some players in January.
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
FOOTBALL CAN FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Meow!
beats any soaps. (do you watch soaps? can't remember)
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
no.
Everything I watch is made awesome by the fact I'm watching it. Like the tree falling in the woods thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
On the point of things being awesome
This has been making me laugh (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
always makes me giggle that one.

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Bored as hell, but very busy
And tonight I'm off to see Linkin Park, and Does It Offend You, Yeah?. The tickets are free.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
They would have to be
I don't know many people who'd be willing to pay to see Linkin Park...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I missed them at the Leeds festival because my friend made me go and get pancakes
I'm still a bit sad that I missed them, they take me back to my angry youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
they'd have to be to watch Linkin park.

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I saw them last year
at Sonisphere. They were shit.

At one point, despite them being a headline act, the singer got rid of the band and brought on his new band. Against all odds, they were even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
but, but, how could that be possible? LP are utter utter shite!
unless he teamed up with Pete Doherty I suppose.
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I know
I was shocked as well. Take Linkin Park and then add extra averageness.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

then add extra averageness kill them all
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
+ with an adze.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
bit messy, but i like it.

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Messy is good when you're maiming talentless angst-rockers, I find.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
are you saying you don't like them?
*adds to archive*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
you've got an archive too??
Am I in it yet, I think I got deleted out of AB's but can't be arsed trawling it to find out.
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
No, I was insinuating that monty hates everything
because, well, Monty hates everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Ok, still picking it up slooowly...

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
You poor soul.
Take a book. I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Not going now
Slipped on the kerb at lunch, foot feels like it's on fire, thing I've pinged something in it (for the second time in a week)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Meh
I have to spend tonight sewing a costume for a belated Halloween party this weekend. I may or may not have left it a little late to start, especially when all I really want to do tonight is sleep.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Bit of shopping
Bit of tidying, face pack, wine, nice food, possibly sexually harass someone by telephone.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
You got my number then : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Stored five times under different names in case I accidentally delete

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Off to see Ross Noble at the new Colston Hall
should be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I'm guessing you were born north of the Watford Gap.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Or Limerick
but hey you can't be right all the time Chompster eh.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
It was an observation that only northerners seem to find Ross Noble funny.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I don't know about his stand up
but he's been particularly funny on a couple of recent episodes of QI
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
You can keep Jimmy Carr and his faux-posh noncing.

(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I know, I think he is hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
He isn't. He's fucking awful.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
You just ruined my entire evening you helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
When he goes off on his painfully laboured
pseudo-surreal flights of fancy he is really at his worst.

'Y'nurr, reet, wouldn't it be weird, reet, if your legs were made of meat? etc etc' for 15 fucking minutes

Pathetic and so easy to do*.


*like your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
It's charming
unlike my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
And anyway Limerick is still north of the Watford Gap isn't it?

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Depends on how pedantic you are being?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
All the way. You can't have half measures where pedantry is concerned.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
in that case
YES
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Now that I'm jealous of
You can clearly hear me on his last DVD, the one recorded in Liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
one more reason not to buy it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Meh, if you don't like him, you don't
I can understand why lots of people don't like him, he can be OTT.

Unlike Vic & Bob, who have never been funny in their entire career.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Wrapping presents and writing cards for my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Seeing a mates band play in Camden
and drinking about 8 pints.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
The day is dragging
Tonight I'll do some tidying, then I have a mate over for curry and a catch-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

catch bunk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
She is rather hot
But also seeing a great friend of mine, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Just a hand job then :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I bet that's when Em will stop by to pick up her things
and it'll all go horribly wrong.

Did I say horribly? I meant hilariously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
They're friends with each other
But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Horsie Horsie, don't you stop
Just let your feet go 'clippety-clop'
Your tail goes 'swish' and your wheels go round
Giddee up, we're homeward-bound!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
always bring a smile to my face ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I meant you :-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I'm presuming this is nephew related.
When he's a bit older you should try him with Five Little Ducks Went Swimming One Day.
Remembering to slow to funereal pace when reaching the last of the five ducks.
The suspensful pause follwed by the joyful denouement leaves not a single dry eye in the house.
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Awwww
Actually, no, it was the previou thread that made me start singing it.
But soon after I made a vow to sing it to the babby next time I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Ah right.
The above recommendation still stands.
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Probably watch a film at my mates house
but i'm getting a bit fed-up with his girlfriend. She's 22 and every other comment is; "OMG! I was like, 12 when this film came out" and "OMG, I was like 10 when you two worked together"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
It is draining
My ex used to remind me of the 6 year age gap constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Your last ex?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Both, actually
Most recent is 6 years younger, before that one was 6 years older. The age gap didn't bother me at all, apart from when they kept pointing it out.

The immaturity gap, however...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Oh, I don't know
it's fun to sometimes gently mock, but to bring it up constantly is not only annoying but lame.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
You are pretty immature...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

immature awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
My first boyfriend was 10 years older than me and I once said "I was 3 when this came out"
and he asked me not to say things like that any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
That's exactly the kind of stuff I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
When we went to see Jim Jones
I realised I first saw him when Lusty was 3, and the t shirt I had on was only 5 years younger than she is.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Very sad face indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
the correct response here was
"you old cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
slash paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Really?
My money was always on McKagan
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
"Draining" is exactly the word for it
"Twat" comes close as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I don't think I should bring up my current age gap.
It's Glitter-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah, but your missus is ace
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
^^ Definitely this
I know I spoke to her a fair bit at the bash, but any conversation is lost in how drunk I got...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Are you breaking the half your age plus seven rule?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
surely it's only just though?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Year and a half, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Considering your mental ages I would think you just about meet in the middle.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
That worked for me and my ex,ex who was 9yrs younger than me.

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
....who is now your ex.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
er... yeah

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
she's dumbed herself down with wine a lot recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
has she? ahhh..

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
If Saturday was anything to go by
LOLPISSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Haha, halloween by any chance? always were a tad messy!
how's the planning for her do going?
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Don't pretend you want to know
you don't want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Fair shout

(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Wow
It sounds like she needs kicking to the kerb really badly.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Unfortunately they've just had a baby
so she aint goin' nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
you need to respond along the lines of
OMG! Shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I have contemplated saying;
"OMG! I was like working on my career at 22, not spending my day on mumsnet"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
She sounds like a child herself, to be honest
Still though, if your mate is happy...
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I'm so bloody tired.
Can of cider to take the edge off when I get home and relax.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
You'd make a fine West Country lass with that attitude towards cider!
What can of apples do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Nothing you'd approve of.
They were left over from the bash I had in June. I'm not bothering with soup either. Chinese take-away FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Proper behaviour!
What will you order from the Chinese?

Although I do have to pull you up on the fact you've had alcohol in your house since June, and you are only thinking of having it now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Only because I mostly drink wine at home.
Shrimp fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
What else will you get?
That isn't enough to feed someone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Do you want a fat Blousie?
Because I know I dont.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I just think you'd get bored with 'just rice'
Get some prawn toast to go with it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'm happy with my choice.
Actually I might get some curry sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Do it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Tonight I'm helping TGB assemble her new bed.
Then when I get home I will be wiring up my new monitor and realising that it is slightly excessive, in that it's the same width as my desk.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Sorry Wooks
assemble test
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

realising that it is slightly excessive, in that it's the same width as my desk.

masturbating furiously to the olsen twins
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
it's been an endless cycle of blowing my nose then covering it in chapstick to prevent soreness
but I don't feel too bad, just very very tired
tonight will be playing loads with my dog to tire her out, then reading, if she lets me
think I may try to make a super awesome roast type dinner at the weekend, so I may try to find recipes for that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Tell the dog that if she wants to watch telly, you can still read. It has nothing to do with her.
What are you thinking of roasting this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I honestly don't know.
something fabulous and yum worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
What is your favourite meat to roast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
only thing I've ever roasted is a chicken in a crock pot
and I don't think that counts
plus I don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Get a nice bit of beef
It is impossible to get it wrong (well, bar over-cooking it I suppose).

Spuds, veg, gravy and make some Yorkshire Puddings and you'll have the best of all the meals!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
oh, maybe I'll do that, then
just wanted to try something different, reckon the pudding makes it different
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

www.deliaonline.com/how-to-cook/baking/how-to-make-yorkshire-pudding.html

Delia won't steer you wrong with her recipe for Yorkshire Puds!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Ha! I try to keep my cat awake in the evenings so she sleeps at night
I bought a catnip filled mouse for her to play with
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
the dog has definitely grown out of the puppy stage a bit, if I play with her steadily from around 5:15-7:30
then she's out like a light by 8-8:30ish, and she still sleeps all night long and during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I'm fine, thank you.
Tonight I am looking after my little'un: the bath, story, bed routine. Cannot fucking wait. I did this on Monday too, as I'm not seeing her this weekend - they're off to Kent.

After that, I don't know - trying my level best to stay clear of the old Doogies.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
great that you are getting more time with her old chum
and moderating the MD consumption.

we're all very proud. except Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Have you got her over night
Or is it just a visit?

Instead of the MDs why not have some wine?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I had two bottles of Malbec last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
And did that keep you off the MDs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I had a guest, so that kept me off them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Well done all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
If you want to stay off the MD's
Why not go to the post office and see if they've got anything for you to collect?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I think I've lost the card :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
hahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
So what did your guest have to drink?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
The daddy of all non alcholic drinks

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This evening.
I might leave the house. If I do, I'm going to buy some Vimto as I've never tried it before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
That's my boy : )
Once you go Vimto you never go back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I just need to muster the energy to leave the house.
It looks all cold and wet outside.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Try a cheeky Vimto.
The manliest cocktail.
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Only because it gets you hammered so hard you fall on your arse.

(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
the manliest cocktail is a Screaming Blue Motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
what does it scream?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
it screams DRINK ME

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Halving a pint of a different ale in the same glass is as close as any man should get to drinking a cocktail.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Do it
vimto is the king of drinks.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
What does it taste of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Spunk so you'll love it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
What does spunk taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
No idea. Ask DF or Bob.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Cheap Ribena
oh yeah, I went there...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I already got Ribena
But people are telling me Vimto is better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
People are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Well I'm committed to buying it now.
Well. I'm not, but I will.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
It's always good to have an interesting selection of cordials
for when you have company, "A touch more of the Robinsons m'dear" *arched eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Do they still make Peppermint cordial?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Dunno. Sounds a bit 1970's
at school we were always making peppermint cremes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I don't think they've ever made a raspberry squash.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
That's a good point
Perhaps it's too costly to remove all the little seeds
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
They are no more seedy than other fruits that have been embraced by the squash world.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
You fucking tell 'em Jeff!
phone up Robinsons and demand answers.

While you're doing that i'll email the embassy for the Democratic Reblic of Congo and ask them for a guided tour of the Um Bongo factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Fuck yeah!
Join me. We'll launch the 'UK Squash Fringe' and right these many cordial wrongs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Did you go to a special school for gay homosexupuffs, Colonel?
We made rock cakes.

With real rocks.
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Yes
and it was SIMPLY FABULOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
are you from the North?
if not, then you won't like Vimto
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'm from the West Country.
I don't keep pigeons or anything strange like that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Live a little.
Just try the Vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
you won't like it then.
are you in the glorious West Country now?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'm in Bristol at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I'd rather Vimto than Ribena
It goes down lovely whilst watching Ross Noble
(TheColonel, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
because i am on blackberry reading from bottom up
I read this as a response to battered's post about spunk. I was worried.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Nooooo
Neither my own or anybody elses
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
all day seminar on property litigation
Has nearly killed me. So i am currently skiving the talk on recovery of costs and service charge disputes and am happily shopping.

Black tie dinner tonight and the gym has worked so brilliantly that my dress is far too big even around the bust, but i can't find anything i like, so i think i am going to have to find some designer diamond safety pins!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
yay for shape-changing!
Finished your salad yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
ha no
Any salad that cost twenty quid is lasting me 3 days.

Except i am out tonight, sat, sun, mon and tue, by which point it will be manky. I did not think this purchase through :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
actually i think i forgot to tell the organiser of tonight
That i am veggie. If i get some meat shit, i can eat the salad when i get home!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
So rather than wasting twenty quids worth of salad
You can waste a small fortune in a unwanted meaty-dish!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
i am sure one of the boys will hoon it off
They look smart in their DJ's but they are still rabid animals underneath!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Where are you going for dinner this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
prop lit black tie dinner
At some fancy hall over near bank.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Sounds proper classy.
You might meet Mr Right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
True indeed.
Bank's just down the road from my gaff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
excellent
I'll be round just after 1am. My new dress that i managed to find is perhaps a bit short for a black tie do, is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'm sure I shall find a way to cope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
marvellous
A hard man is good to find
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Cup the balls and place the flaccid cock in your mouth until your nose is in their pubes
They'll be hard in no time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I thought you were cultivating a relationship with an unknown sort, from these very boards?
I still don't know who it may be, so for all I know you could very well be plundering rswipes foaming gash, black tie'n'all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
haha you poet, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
not before i get to misbehave shockingly
At the army wedding on sat!

But yeah, barristers in DJ's - it will be a scenic evening.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I'm good thank you
Tonight I shall be going to the gym, cooking a curry and having hot sex (not with the curry).
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Yay!
I hope it's actually with someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
It is :)

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Make sure you get your money's worth

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
POTD contender
I have been busy so cannot call it for sure, but that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
It's funny because I'm terrible with the ladies

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
my cab just went past a cup cake shop!
I did not know this existed in london.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
was it Hummingbird's Bakery?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
no little independent one
Called candy cakes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
There's one on Columbia Rd by my house, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
You live near a Columbia Road?
MD LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Hahah
I used to live on Weedington Rd in Kentish Town when I was a bong-crazed student, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
You obviously
don't know about Cox, Cookies and Cake do you.

*plots*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Not with the curry.
But with your Nann?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Well she does only live round the korma.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
ffs dahl-ings
Leave it out
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Want to see something funny? One of my old gig posters:


I was 17 at the time. It's a shame this pic is so bad - the poster looks fucking great IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
that is awesome
I still it's a brilliant name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
We were very, very self-indulgent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
it's the best way to be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Story of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Squiggle squiggle funks?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
it's written in "psychadelic"
Electric Head Funk
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I suppose you have to be stoned to read it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
you've got to free your mind
you square
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I thought it said "Electric Nerd Funk"
then I thought it was "Electric Hero Funk"

Turns out I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
The poster is an homage
to the late 60s San Fransisco ballroom posters for the likes of the Grateful Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I am familiar with the style

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
That reply was not really for your benefit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
nothing you say is ever for my "benefit"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
*coughs*BIGELF*wheeze*JIMJONES*cough*TRACTOR
Sorry, bit of a tickly throat today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Why is everbody ignoring the fact that that the word electrick has a k on the end?
What kind of crazy madness is this?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
My brother (who drew it)
just decided to add a K. I think it's something to do with Aleister Crowley.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Ah like magick then.
On a very vaguely connected point does anybody know if there is any thing that dfferentiates a cinema from a Kinema?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Quite so.
No idea re Kinema, sorry - not a term I've encountered.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I still suspect that it is part of some elaborate ruse to bring about my downfall
I have particularly got to thank you for Bigelf though. I still fucking love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

age
to the late 60s San Fransisco ballroom posters for the likes of the Grateful Dead.
o
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
A quid?
A whole pound to see you live at the railway arches, kings cross, selling you bottom
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
That was a lot of money in those days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Why has Psychochomp not listed the years in the past two deacades when the 7th of July was a Saturday?
It's almost like he doesnt care anymore
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Maybe the formula's dropped off the spreadsheet?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Thu 1960
Fri 1961
Sat 1962
Sun 1963
Tue 1964
Wed 1965
Thu 1966
Fri 1967
Sun 1968
Mon 1969
Tue 1970
Wed 1971
Fri 1972
Sat 1973
Sun 1974
Mon 1975
Wed 1976
Thu 1977
Fri 1978
Sat 1979
Mon 1980
Tue 1981
Wed 1982
Thu 1983
Sat 1984
Sun 1985
Mon 1986
Tue 1987
Thu 1988
Fri 1989
Sat 1990
Sun 1991
Tue 1992
Wed 1993
Thu 1994
Fri 1995
Sun 1996
Mon 1997
Tue 1998
Wed 1999
Fri 2000
Sat 2001
Sun 2002
Mon 2003
Wed 2004
Thu 2005
Fri 2006
Sat 2007
Mon 2008
Tue 2009
Wed 2010
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR GREP

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
what the fuck is grep?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Regular Expressions
Useful for searching/carving lots of data.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Alreeet, Murty?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Whay aye, Monty pal. Y'reet y'sen?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Nay bad. Wan' sum chicken, like?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is why /talk think we're autistic
it's just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
So my poster is from 1990 then.
Well I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
some better formulars.
Sat 1962 If Monty is 48
Sat 1973 If Monty is 37
Sat 1979 If Monty is 31
Sat 1984 If Monty is 26
Sat 1990 If Monty is 20
Sat 2001 If Monty is 9
Sat 2007 If Monty is 3
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I don't think it was announcing his birth.
Unless it he was the first person to be born by the Electrick Funk Head method, in which case why does that Louise Brown get all the publicity?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah I know, I added 17 days not years. Doh
Sat 1962 If Monty is 65
Sat 1973 If Monty is 54
Sat 1979 If Monty is 48
Sat 1984 If Monty is 43
Sat 1990 If Monty is 37
Sat 2001 If Monty is 26
Sat 2007 If Monty is 20
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Too late
as always. It's almost impossible to follow a thread when the first time I read it has more than 50 replies; 177 are far too many. I'll wait for the next one.

But yeah, I'm ok. I want to go home, my belly is playing funny again, and I only want to watch TV tonight, but I'll be cleaning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Why not start a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Nothing interesting to say
But I suppose that's not important.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
never stops Chompy
ZING
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Well I'm off for my early doors.
Been sat next to a rather hot girl today who has blatantly had a boob job and was wearing quite a low cut top, not really my thing large ones but it made my day slightly more interesting.

Have a good night peeps.
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

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