all the weapons my Dad foolishly let me buy with my pocket money.

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sheath knives, air pistols, catapaults...
and if you were lucky, some bangers a mate brought back from France...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I've still got a French banger lying around somewhere for nostalgia.

My dad was really trusting and I had a shotgun from the age of 12, I've got an arsenal in the loft as we speak but keep a: s3.amazonaws.com/pakboard/images/0002/4613/commando_11_crossbow.jpg on top of the wardrobe in case of burglars.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

that's not at all worrying, oh no.
perfectly normal. Yeah. absolutely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'm 100% weapon trained, Shot for the Army (British) and Cheshire Clay Pigeon u21's
I'm not another Derek Bird.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I've got a Army marksman qualification from when I was 16.
And I used to teach cadets weapons handling (fnar)

All that did was give me a healthy demonstration that weapons aren't exactly selective about who they kill, nor is ability to use them any barrier to making a fatal mistake.

Still think anyone that keeps weapons in their home for self defence is fucking scary. See, the thing about having no weapons is that then no-one ends up dead. I prefer those odds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I wouldn't actually use them in self defense.
I'm not fucking mental!
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yet. Hang around here a while..........

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

This, too ...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)