An excuse to leave early

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah girl who's hosting is really hot and just broken up with her boyfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Flavoured condoms then

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You've got to bring stuff you'll eat.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've never watched Man vs Food
Take a deep fat fryer and some chips, get the other men to play Bobbing for Chips, thus securing you the position of best looking guy there. Probably.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Simon Weston lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

chocolate nipple sauce.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

he has to bring his own nipples though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

awesome, so you'll be the shoulder she cries on

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

a shoulder of lamb
would make a great talking point if that is the case.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

With loads of raw onions?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Almost certainly not.
I'll probably just get drunk with my friends.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Almost certainly not?
HA!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)