i just got the most enormous box delivered
my friend's baby has sent me a massive birthday balloon.

i am now picturing you trying to say that after inhaling all the helium and it is making me smile out loud.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

your friend's baby hasn't sent you a balloon now has it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

oh vipros
why must you piss on every single one of my chips? :(

also...

vipros: happy birthday, darling rswipe
rswipe: thank you so much dearest vipros, however did you remember?
vipros: well-

oooh. another package. hang on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

there's only one package you want
*gestures to groin*

YEAH!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

hilarious
so my colleagues bought me a selection of really fancy cheeses from neals yard.

this was a package from 2 friends who left recently. it's an absolutely massive cheese bomb, in the black wax.

i could actually open my own cheese shop. any london b3tans want to come over and eat their own body weight in different cheeses?????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I don't like cheese
unless it is molten.

smelly cheese is fucking rank.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

There's a level of smelliness
below which cheese is categorised as 'strong and tasty', but above which it is unpalatable, and vomit inducing.

That level varies for different people. My gran used to love stinky cheese, but my level doesn't extend much beyond extra mature cheddar.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

sorry
i like my cheese REEEEALLY offensive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Agreed, smelly cheese is the best sort!
Give me a warm Epoisses, some plain biscuits and a good red any day.
BTW Happy Birthday Rachel. Only just had a chance to get on here, stoopid job limiting my B3TAtime ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

awww thank you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Me please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

That's a very clever baby.
I'm imagining a pram trundling down to the post office with a big parcel on the top!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

see above
you men take the romance and glee out of EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

where is the romance and glee in pretending that a baby sent you a gift?
I get birthday and christmas cards and presents from my parents' dog and chickens and it just makes me think they are getting more mental.

I'm all about romance and glee, just not pretending pointless things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Indeed, V
Couldn't have put it better myself.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 12:27, Reply)