I'm not particularly happy, but I rarely am.
I'm pissed off at my lack of platforming ability, though.

Alt: Pointscale to your happiness: For hours you've been working, -2 points. For each hour it is til you get off work, +0.3 points, doubling each time. For hours of sleep you've had, +1, unless it was poor, then subtract -3 for an overall bad night's sleep. For images of sugarplum bumders playing in your head, add +14. For state of hair, add +20 if good, +12.5 if mediocre and -100 if shaved.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hours I've been working, or hours I've been at work?
-10 (Got in late. Whoops)
+0.9 (Though I'm not sure how this one works)
+6 (If I'm being generous)
+56 (Though they look like the dancing toadstools in Fantasia)
+20 (Washed it just this morning)

= 72.9. I am 72.9. Whatever that means. Also, what is your platforming ability and why is it found wanting today?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

The anticipation of how long it is to get off work should make you happier, I guess.
But no, it doesn't really work. There should be a point from when it starts being positive. After lunch, maybe.
I'm glad to hear the hair's good. Seeing as I had mine trimmed, I bet it's longer than mine. I hate it when men have longer hair than me, I get jealous.

The number is completely arbitrary.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)