Yup
I've got my important application in though, wooyay! Now to see if I can crank out ~500 words of relevant sounding stuff in the next 3 hours to apply for one I'm less bothered about.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"I is good at the science
I can put things in test tubez and spin them round and extract all the fun crap and stuff. Employ me, aye?"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Something like that, yes
If you really want, I can gaz you a copy of my research proposal, although I fear it may make your head explode.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I imagine I probably would get bored half way through
That's what usually happens. I still have all of last year's dissertations from my course on my laptop to read at some point. I got half way through one, then got so annoyed at the spelling and grammar I had to stop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)

My spelling and grammar is impeccable, I'll have you know!
I cannot imagine why you would submit your dissertation with spelling mistakes.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Because they were idiots
They also went over the word limit, despite being specifically told not to, again and again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Can't imagine why you'd do that, either
I was significantly under for mine, not least because I'd run out of stuff to say...
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I was 2 words under the 15k limit
And two friends were 3 and 4 words under respectively.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Show off
I was 17% under for mine, I believe. But that's mostly because my project didn't really work and I had fuck all to discuss. Introduction was lovely though.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I had lots pretty graphs too
Lots and lots and lots of pretty graphs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Write the next application in jive.
Ya mo-fo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)