it wouldn't really matter these days
as the Land Registry electronic title would show that you were the legal owner [lawyer answer]

i'd probably settle for molesting you and stealing your chicken...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

NO, NOT CHARLIE
she wouldn't make it in the big smoke, she's just a small village chicken with small village wants and needs...

Which pretty much sums me up too *crunches carrot*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

she'd soon get used to a lifetime of
pink champagne and saturday morning manicures and jacuzzi baths.

actually, maybe not the bath. can chickens swim?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

There's only one way to find out
i'll take charlie down to the lake tomorrow
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

oh no
i am going to feel very guilty on monday, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I wouldn't DREAM of doing such a thing
i'm a big softy when it comes to my animals
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

phew
(also i suspect when it comes to my animals)

edit - i see you are raping the popular page today with the two top spots and about a hundred other entries!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)