I've had people say they think I'm addicted to alcohol before, but I've always disagreed.
I like it, but I don't really mind too much if I don't have it.

Alt Q: I was once addicted to Orange Lucozade, that's a bit fucking embarrassing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Buaf
Orange (or any) lucozade. How can you drink that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I'd just started a job where the hours were 8:30-5:15
That meant I'd leave at 7:25 and wouldn't get back until 6:45. I'd never worked that hard before, and so I started relying on energy drinks to get me through the day. It got easier after a while, but it was a bit too late. Before I started there, I was skinny, by the time my diet flattened out I'd hit 14 stone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

wow!
How long did it take?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

About 5 months

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Poor you!
It took me that time too to put my 14 stone. I discovered orange kit kats, jaffa cakes, orange digestives... British confectionary took me to hell. Then I found about pies, sausagges, scotch eggs... ay...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

The butty van came round at 9:15
I used to get 2 packs of quavers, a large sandwich and a sausage roll. (somedays 2)

I also used to get chocolate bars mid afternoon. I'd wash this down with 2 litres of Lucozade per day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Being fair
I think lucozade is being unfairly blamed, then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

The problem is that with drinking so much sugar, I'd become fiercly hungry
And eat more
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

What? Just for lunch?
WOW!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Oh
I want a bacon butty now. With sausagge.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Add egg and black pudding, and I'd agree
However, that's what led to me looking like this(the wanker on the left), when less than a year earlier, I'd looked like this.

Yep, I'm aware I look a twat in both
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I've had people say similar to me
But it doesn't bother me, as by the time I've sobered up, I've forgotten what it was they'd said.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I've had friends try to tell me off before
I've never had my parents called for me.
I've never vomited from drinking too much.
I've never injured myself unknowingly.
I've never needed to go to hospital.

Those who tell me off have done all of the above.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)