I would keep refusing to sing anything, as no-one needs to hear my caterwauling.
Then, after a few pints, I'll shyly agree to do a bit of Linkin Park as long as someone else does the 'singing' bit. After a few more beers I might be coerced in to murdering a bit of meatloaf. A few more light ales, and I will hold on to the mic for all it's worth, singing every song in the book very badly.

This is why I will not be at Karaoke. I hate it so very much, and yet drunk me seems to like it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)