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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm still bitter about that essaygrumble grumble gripe gripe
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Kroney, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:50,
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Write a poem about it.That'll show 'em.
EDIT: Seriously, there was a woman there trying to make her poems sound profound despite reading them in her unashamedly ghastly Essex accent and then doing a tap dance after each one. What the fuck was that supposed to be about?
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I have written one poemwhich I submitted to the same class. It was long and based on being hungover. It was vulgar, it mentioned poo and vomit. They praised the meter completely without irony.
I had lifted the meter wholesale from Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven".
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Kroney, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:53,
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This wasn't Kroney's "The Vindaloo," was it?Plenty of chances to mention defecation and regurgitation, with the main theme being
"Quoth my arsehole, 'never more.'"
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)
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