I expect I'll be dead before I'm 58
Vegans only eat vegetables that have been ethically slaughtered, whereas regular vegetarians prefer their carrots to have been roughed up, or their broccoli sufficiently traumatised before being culled.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I once met a girl who claimed to be a "windfall vegan"
quoting the Simpsons I said, "I refuse to eat anything that casts a shadow"

Her reply: "Really?"

I assume she's starved to death since then.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

And the world kept on turning
Windfall vegan has got to be one of the most stupid things I've heard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I guess they don't eat too many root vegetables
My garden has plenty of leaves they can have though.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

She has.
In my basement. I can assure you she ate one or two things towards the end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Got her back into meat, did you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

This was a rare occurrence
where it wasn't a bacon sandwich that did it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I guess she was an easy target
You knew that because she believed in the virtues of veganism she would swallow any old cock you gave her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)