How is the ebay sale going?
As you are the all new, super slim berk, you'll find someone better than the ex, aren't you going to the bash in Bristol? You might bag yourself a Bristolian!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bizarrely
the lady in question is from Bristol - and she runs a cake making business. And she's thinner and prettier than me. If she hadn't been so nice (and clueless about the whole ex-and-me thing) I could quite cheerfully have punched her in the face.

I would imagine that after a week of sleepless nights and frantic fear and preparation for this interview I will look sufficiently haggard at the bash as to be unapproachable...
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'm struggling to think of comforting words here berk.
Maybe when she finds out who you were and why you might have been a bit off with her, she'll also think your ex is a cock?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Sorry, I'm just whining
I'll shut up. She might, but that would probably make her feel bad and it really isn't her fault. I've just had a text off the ex apologising for being insensitive, I'm not sure whether to ignore it or text back with vengeance in mind.
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Go back and tell him how you're feeling.
If nothing else, it'll make him feel uncomfortable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Ah, there's nothing quite like
a bit of icy cold indifference and passive aggressive guilt tripping, is there? I feel a bit better now.
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

^ this. But try and be frank rather than overly passive-aggressive
Posting STD leaflets through his door, and other such revenge plots, are always very tempting but when this has all washed over you'll feel a lot better if you stayed on the (slightly lonely) mesa that is the moral high ground.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I wasn't that bad
I merely said that it was no longer any of my business what he gets up to.
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)