I was chatting to a girl once...
She was quite chuffed about the fact that everyone always guessed her age incorrectly and thought she was much younger than she actually was. So she insisted that I guess. And so obviously not wanting to ruin my chances I guessed much lower than I should have. She coo'ed about how much of a gentlemen I was and then told me her real age. I pretended that I actually gave a fuck and said she looked great for her age. I took a sip of my drink and then looked at her and asked, "So what's that in dog years?".

Apparently that's not the thing to say when you want some action. Not at all. Maybe I should have posted this as a tip?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)