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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Strangely
Firsts the worst
Seconds the best
Thirds the one with the hairy Chest.



Relevant?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:21, 9 replies)
Very relevant
coz I am pretty goddamn excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:22, closed)
Hahhaha!
I haven't heard that in AGES and had almost forgotten about it.... thanks for that - I am now going to give it a come back in my office! :-)
(Senora Veranos cannot and will not so ner..., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)
First the worst?
Maybe - Christ, even people on t'interweb know I'm not very good ;-(
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:24, closed)
that's some OLD SKOOL SHIT
right there.

*picks it, sticks it, rolls it, flicks it*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:31, closed)
Not the version I know
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one in the wedding dress



I think that's the girls' version...or maybe it's the boys'?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:36, closed)

@ Natters.

Yes I had to read it over and over again in my mind to see if it was actually a rhymey/sayingy thing before posting. Thats why I didn't rank :(

@ Chickenlady

Never heard that one? Mind you I was extremely dubious about my own one but thankfully people corroborated :D
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:42, closed)
@ chickenlady
We used to say "the golden dress" but I think I prefer yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:31, closed)
golden dress
sounds like some kind of very inappropriate euphemism.

The hairy chest one is the one we used to use to excuse our not coming first...
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, closed)
Well Im confused b the version I remember
Firsts the worst
Seconds the best
Thirds the golden eagle(it doesnt even rhyme for gods sake)
Fourths the golden eagle (WTF)

There was more but Ive lost too many brain cells over the years to remember. Did anyone else remember anything like that or was it just some strangeness from my school?
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:52, closed)

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