Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Standing at Clapham Junction... waiting for a train. You Londoners are anti-social.
Except this funny old lady. Asked me and my girl politely if she'd missed the train. We're sociable northerners, so we chatted for a bit. The culmination of the strange and insightful conversation was the discussion about flashers - don't know why, never will understand how we got there. This lady was seriously cool. Mid 60's at least too.
"If i ever got flashed, i'd just laugh and say 'I've seen bigger on a monkey!'"
And that, my friends, is sound advice for a swift stabbing. But still, made me giggle.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, 2 replies)
Pray tellwhat will she get stabbed with? a short end?
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:41, closed)
MonkeyIt looks just like a penis only smaller.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)
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