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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Never
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trust some thing that bleeds for five days and doesn't die....




Cheers

ducks and runs for cover...
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, 11 replies)
*Preens*
Mmmm.

Quite.

It's something of which I'm rather proud.

*Stalks across room in haughty manner*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
My friend at school used to say that all the time
*clicks*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:36, closed)
What chickenlady said...
We are quite special, aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)
Mr Garrison?
Is that you?
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, closed)
@ BGB
Yep.


*preens again*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:45, closed)
It's common for men to say this
So I have a little method which all women should employ.

When they say it, tie them to a chair and make small incisions all over their body, then leave them with appropriate access to water and food for five days.

They rarely say it twice.


*grins*
(Jugular, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)
^^
Can we poke them with a stick as their tied up, please?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, closed)
@BGB
Are you implying that gentlemen poke you with sticks whilst you're on the blob?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, closed)
^^
Nope, I just thought it would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)
Fair enough
As long as I can eat and drink for five days I'm happy to be poked with a stick. It's the incisions I don't like the sound of so much...


EDIT: Of course, I believe the alternative way to make a man bleed for many days and not die is to give him a strong dose of gonorrhoea.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)
Apologies,
I did not realise that bleeding was a symptom of gonorrhoea. Although would kind of miss the point as you would be getting something out if it (a shag).

I poke boys with sticks for fun all the time, so I must seprate this from the incision process.
(Jugular, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)

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