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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Regret something you have done,
not something you haven't done.

*engages in campus slaying*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:34, 15 replies)
Woooo!
Kill em all!

*joins in with pipe bombs and molotovs*

*hopes CHCB has forgiven penis insinuations.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
@CHCB
I'm getting a very violent vibe from you the past few days.

All ok?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)
^
"meh" is the appropriate response.
It's about 40% hormonal and 60% warranted.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:02, closed)
I do apologise
if I have contributed in any way.

I don't really think you have a penis.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)
*pokes*
I do!

Hello everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)
whereas if you did have one...
we would think you all the more wonderful for it. You go, penis lady!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:17, closed)
Hi Bert!
*runs across field of buttercups while "Kiss Me" plays in the background*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:19, closed)
Yay!
*sixpence none the richers*

How's my favourite non-geordie today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:20, closed)
I'm very well
thanks. The electrician has finished so we can finally clean the house. Spent about four hours last night hoovering and mopping the floor, but we now have a living room we can use again.

I only just read your epic about last Friday. Glad you're okay. Hope you enjoyed your dancing at the weekend.

How's your week going?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:28, closed)
SLOWLY
I'm really, really bored.

Glad to hear the house is sorted though, how's the Mrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)
She's fine
actually while I remember, I need to phone the electrician, there is still a problem with the downstairs sockets.

edit - how's Mrs Monkeysex these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:34, closed)
'a problem with the downstairs sockets'
*keels over in a puddle of piss*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)
I'm not worried about the cock insinuation.
And I've got a great pair of balls.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)
you dirty, dirty man Davros
I was of course talking about my electrical sockets, nothing about my girlfriends fun bits.

Everything there is fine thank you.

@CHCB - oh good, I was a bit worried there.

*continues to make penis comments*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)
Dirty? L'il ol' moi?
Actually, yeah you're right. Can't deny it.

*Grins insanely*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)

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