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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Pooflake is older than me
and based on his past QOTW answers, I reckon he'd have some good advice.

Pooflake, where in the shuddering fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:58, 9 replies)
He's swimming
in the Queer Loch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:02, closed)
With
the Dyke Dykes.

edit - 'lo Bert!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:04, closed)
I miss Pooflake
as I remarked to Enzyme on the Tube escalators last week. The people on either side looked faintly disgusted (but mostly bored).
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:41, closed)
Tell Captain Placid
to go around his house and 'encourage' him back to B3ta.

The Captain is very good at gentle persuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:10, closed)
The Captain is very good at gentle persuasion.

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:21, closed)
Humpty is missing too
have they deserted us?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:28, closed)
I miss pooflake!
I feel like I'm missing a limb or an ear.

Send out a search party and get him back to us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:50, closed)
I'm on the case!
I will bring Pooflake back to the fold, even if it kills him.

@ Loon, Nice pic of someone thinner and younger than me, glad you think of me that way! Well, not THAT way obviously. Or was that the last QOTW?


Sorry for rambling, I'm monumentally stoned.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)
In the name of wallowing wankbaskets!

Here I am!

I do miss you all…but there’s news on the horizon…

I have just successfully tried Axai’s (genius) proxy thing at work…and it works! Result! Woo…and indeed yay…in equal, margarine coated portions!

In a couple of weeks my 3 month probationary period ends at my new, B3ta-hating job. Then I will know for sure that I am accepted into this job and can relax…

And when I say ‘relax’…I mean: I’ll BE BACK BABY!

So brace yourselves good people…in a matter of mere moments I will be here again…ever ready to pop a happy thumb up the vacuous clackervalve of this great shrine to mentalness

GET IN THERE!!!

*checks watch*

*realises it’s not time yet*

*shouts ‘FUCK’ really loudly in office*
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:06, closed)

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