Brewers Droop
At a works night out with 2 of my 50+ colleagues the wisdom imparted was:

"Never get involved with a man who drinks, they can't get it up."

Sage advice indeed and to be fair they don't know I'm a lesbian.
(DryGoldfish, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:45, 18 replies)

prove it with pics!
just kidding - couldnt resist :)
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:46, closed)

tsk
your just a fussy dater!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)

I think
it's just that you've never met Kaol.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)

@Al
is that a good thing?

runs from Kaol!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)

I beg your pardon Al?
Care to explain that to the rest of the class?
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)

Well
I just meant that you were a bit of a super stud and that if anyone could persuade a lesbian that actually all she needed was a bit of cock (before the ranting starts I'm not really being serious here, very open minded guy, brought up in Brighton etc. etc.) then it would be you.

It's a compliment really!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:59, closed)

Sure...
It obviously wasn't a dig at the amount I had to drink on Thursday :p

EDIT: I "was" a bit of a super stud?
What changed?
( Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:02, closed)

No pics
Pictures of brewers droop are difficult to come by(Probably not by you lot!)

I've nothing against cock, just I'd rather have nothing against cock. Boobies are too nice and no Moobs won't do.
(DryGoldfish, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

@Drygoldfish
You should join our threads, there's usually lots of girl on girl action there. There's also lots of men on men, men on goats, monkeys and various other assorted animals.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)

B3TA singles, anyone?
pearoast but it's going to happen soon - the first ever B3TA wedding.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, closed)

B3ta Wedding
I think one's already been shopped from the bash pics last week...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)

I thought
that that was already in the works- Professor Kenny Martin and Jessie.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

I Fucking Hate Lesbians!!
.
Poofs are OK - don't mind them, but I hate lesbians.

Gay men are after different prey to me. But lesbians!! They're competition.

Damm rug-munchers.

I mean, I wouldn't normally complain but they trap off with all the best fanny. Not fair..

One day I'll tell the tale of the night me and lesbian mate went on the pull in Galway. It was a night of legend...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, closed)

Legless...
From what you've told us of your past conquests, Mrs Legless not included, I doubt a lesbian would have touched them : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)

Which part of the world are you in legless?
Cos its grim pickens oop north
(DryGoldfish, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:34, closed)

Now
I'm in Melbourne, Oz.

Previously, based in Manchester for 15 years but working in London or Europe, after that, based in Alnmouth, Northumberland but working in London.

My working life is complicated.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

@BGB
And, if I'd been sober, I wouldn't either.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)

I was hoping for a sexy thread.
This is getting too angry for my liking. Stop with the angry! Hurrah for the sexy!


I'll be quiet now.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, closed)