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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Number 1 rule that shouldn't be forgotten:
it's only teh Interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, 16 replies)
I clicked on this....
Because it is very very true.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)
Just to play a little devils advocat
If I were to click on this, would I, by implication, be saying that CHCB was old, in that I would be accepting her advice within this QOTW?

Because I would hate to give offence without meaning to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, closed)
Giving offence without meaning to
is ace! Afterwards you can say you thought of it all by yourself. It's like cheating and getting away with it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
Devils advocat?
It's a load of Bols.

Sorry...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)
oh touche PJM
how very droll.

*wishes he could spell better*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, closed)
NOooooooooooooooo!
It's a real place. I have friends here.....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, closed)
Happens to the very best of us
I recall having an attack of the typos when attempting to email instructions on how to Cut 'n paste. The end result was hugely embarrassing to say the least!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)
@PJM
but was it as embarrassing as grabbing chickenlady's mothers backside?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, closed)
Typos and Arse-grab-in-law
Pretty much equal in the embarrassment stakes. Could have been worse though, I could have been emailing the cut n paste instructions to Chickenlady's mum...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)

*cunts*

*pastes*

Yeah, you like that, don't you? You filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, closed)
Didn't help that the lass I was emailing
was also someone I had designs on at the time.

oops...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, closed)
You should cunt n' paste my reply above,
see if she responds favourably, and then... oh wait, was it chickenlady?

You smooth-mover, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)
Hi Bert!
PJM is smooth, but not as smooth as you.

At least, as smooth as you will once i'm finished with you.

*pounces with waxing strips*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*pretends not to enjoy having his scrotum waxed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
Oooooo
it's all smooth and shiny.

*prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

smooth and shiny wrinkled and smelly

Glad you like it, now be a good boy and give it a lick. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, closed)

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