One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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It wasn't even a night.We met, we chatted, we went back to hers and had sex, she got off and then told me to leave.
Had I any feelings, they would have been of being used.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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What a cockmeister. She got off before you. The point of the story is that men are selfish lovers.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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maybe she just couldn't afford batteries(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:21,
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That happened to me once in a Brothel(
buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:25,
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In what sense did she "get off"?(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:37, closed)
As in up and over.(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 4:34, closed)
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