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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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Years ago...
...I had to travel to the North East for work. I was due to be there for a couple of days, so my company had booked me into a reasonably priced hotel, however the client I was visiting was based a little way out of Newcastle city centre. And so it was that I found myself, on a wet Tuesday night, alone in the delightful surrounds of North Shields.

The hotel was a real Travel Tavern sort of place, and on this particular night was almost completely deserted. Bored out of my mind, I had little option but to trudge disconsolately up the A193 in search of a semi-decent pub. I wandered into the first one I found, and luckily it wasn't the kind of boozer where you get stabbed for looking at the pool table. In fact it was quite nice - they had a fire going and a range of local guest ales. I picked one at random and settled down in a quiet corner. Unfortunately I'd failed to check the strength of my chosen beverage (about 7.6% ABV, I later learned), so after about six pints, instead of being nicely fuzzy I was really quite hammered.

Long story short, I accidentally got pissed on my own in Tynemouth.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:43, 6 replies)
Well done

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 6:09, closed)
we have a winner
(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 7:40, closed)
*golf clap*

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, closed)

(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:23, closed)
Awesome work sir!
I salute you.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:21, closed)
Well Done.
Subtle, but with a hint of marshamallow.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:45, closed)

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