One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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i don't believe in sex before marriage
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:47,
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*bums*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:52,
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bumming makes baby jesus cry
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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baby Jesus needs to loosen up
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:53,
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before marriage
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:13,
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c'mon love we all know yur gagging for it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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well, now i know you're a girl...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:35,
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when are we going on a date then?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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rejected again :'(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:00,
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hang on, which one of us is being the man?
these things are important to clarify in advance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:09,
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why? you some sort of sexist?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:23,
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no, i just want to know if you're going to take me anywhere decent
or if i'm going to take you to mcdonald's
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:10,
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the date's cancelled darling, too many questions
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:08,
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goddammit
back to sucking off big issue sellers
(you, not me)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:24,
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excuses excuses
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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Do you believe in life after love ?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:00,
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*something vocoded*
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 16:25,
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This is funny, cos there's fuck all sex after marriage, in my experience.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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Funny - there's loads of sex for me in your marriage, I find.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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shit wife shit life
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:48,
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Lol, cuckold.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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