One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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If enough people think that "nightstand" means "bedside table", then that's what it means.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:45,
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Fucking Soviets. You're the reason we've lost the Empire.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:14,
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5,000,000 'LIKES' ON THIS POST WILL GET 'PZWXXZWYQRFX' INTO THE OED(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:27,
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A nightstand,[1] alternatively night table or bedside table, is a small table or cabinet designed to stand beside a bed or elsewhere in a bedroom. It serves the role of a coffee table[2] during nighttime hours, at a person's bedside.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightstand
Your move, Shambles, you prescriptivist has-been.
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Zuowan, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:33,
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Move? Whatever for? That's about the most feverishly bourgeois post you could possibly have made.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:18,
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^Never admits when he's wrong(, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:31, closed)
I regularly admit I'm wrong when I'm wrong.It's hardly my fault that I'm wrong far far less often than the average witless pleb on here, is it?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:45,
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My accurate pedantry trumps your inaccurate pedantry, no need to start getting all Wolfie Smith on me.Now *cracks fingers* how's about a few more nightstand puns?
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Zuowan, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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I was sneering at your bourgeois descriptivism from the perspective of the established leisured classes, you daft twat.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:47,
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