One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
What about where you keep your penis beaker?
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.Yeti., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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what has YM got to do with this??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:08,
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Just seeking to express my appreciation of Yes, Minister through the medium of penis beakers.
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.Yeti., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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worst tina turner cover evzzzzz
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:24,
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If you've got a penis beaker chances are you spend most nights sleeping on the sofa anyway because of some imagined slight because your missus is the sort of fucking hippy feminazi cunt that mumsnet is full of.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:18,
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Bitter divorcee^^^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:13,
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Doesn't make me wrong though.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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