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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

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One knight stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29, 17 replies)
Bit repetitive.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:37, closed)
Get some line breaks in there to pad it out a bit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:40, closed)
'anyhoo'
'wavy lines'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:07, closed)
Hoc bonum monitum est.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:21, closed)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41, closed)
Tl;dr
The l is for Latin.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41, closed)
too Latin; delirant isti Romani!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14, closed)
Fuck of back to Romania!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:18, closed)
I like the Romanian language.
It's quite foxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
Quaerite primum regnum stulti.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:53, closed)
Wingardium leviosa.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:58, closed)
pudendum spasticum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:12, closed)
Lollus maximus

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:20, closed)
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur
cum jam protegens et in oculis expultrice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:39, closed)
I like this and think it should win.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:16, closed)
Mine was better.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:28, closed)
Asinus asinum fricat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:32, closed)
Manus, manum lavat!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:53, closed)
They were named ETAOIN and SHRDLU

...apparently
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:19, closed)
Caesar ad sum iam forte,
Brutus et erat,
Caesar sic in omnibus,
Brutus sic in at.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:28, closed)
Quantum ille canis in finstra est?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:35, closed)
Iam iam in Terra Nigra vivunt.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:04, closed)
I do not like that Iam I Am.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, closed)
Iam iam Winalot Chum.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12, closed)
bobit martenus bobit martenus bobit martenus

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:46, closed)
bobit john

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:10, closed)
phalus non intacticus

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:33, closed)
Bigus dickus

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 23:24, closed)

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