i'm an artist, you know...
so a rather stunning ex gf want me to draw a few life drawings of her for her bf's b-day pressi.

and who am i to deny a good old friend a favour?

my then gf would not approve of that kind of thing, so i kept it quiet.

now said ex sent me a postcard and thanked me for her letting me see her bits. (which btw had paid tribute to gravity in the meantime but were still nice enough).

i put it on the wall along with all the other cards.

my then gf never read any of those.

the OHNOsecond came when i saw her in the kitchen with the card in her hand.

well... let's say her inconsistency let to a major crisis.

left me a few years later for the neighbour.
( bierbelly, Thu 26 May 2005, 11:53, Reply)