The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Was on a call to tech support...trying to get a spectrophotometer fixed, and the guy on the other end of the phone was being a bit of a fucktard, slow, sounding like he'd just got out of bed.
Fellow lab member says "what's the hold up?"
I put my hand over the mouthpiece of the phone and reply "this guy's really slow, he sounds like a complete fucking bozo!"
Cue response from the other end of the phone... "no sir, I think you'll find I am not a bozo, and you'd better look somewhere else for technical support". Clink... Brrrr... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
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BamaSS, Thu 26 May 2005, 13:38,
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