More blind panic than ohno
A few years ago i was seeing this very lovely drop dead gorgeous lady and all was well, it was however the running topic of conversation that for all her looks and charm that she could be out witted by a tube of toothpaste. It became the standard greeting amoung my friends ask how the thick girlfriend was. This being the case i guess i should be suprised that i hadn't sent a text to her sooner listing some of her latest gaffs instead of the treacherous words traveling safely to my best friend.
On the plus side i did use lots of long words so most of the text went over her head. Writing this makes me think that maybe i could of settled for pretty but thick as opposed to single. Ho hum.

There was also went i accidently left a fairly NSFW voicemail for my girlfriend only to see that i had actually dialed my mothers phone. On the plus it was back in the day when turning on a mobile was enough to keep my mother busy for five minutes so i was able to intercept it.Still a definate brown trousers moment when you think you mother may find out exactly what her son is planning to do that night.

Sorry for the length and girth.
She really was very lovely.
( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Thu 26 May 2005, 19:51, Reply)