hehehehehe I gotta good one

... but I would advise djtrialprice to avoid it, unless he wants years of expensive psychotherapy....

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So, I was visiting Mum & Dad for a week, and a few nights into the visit, we all went to the pub. I phoned the old man (mr b3th) and we joked about how he wasn't even missing me at all during my absence.

I then put the phone down on teh table and started to fiddle about in my bag for something. Phone rings, and Mum picks it up.

Mr b3th, several sheets to the wind, slurs something along the lines of 'of course I miss you, and when you get home I'm going to roger you senseless'. Mum says 'Thank you very much' and pisses herself laughing.

Mr b3th thinks I set him up for that one on purpose, and won't speak to me for two days.

And I never got a welcome home rogering either. pfff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2005, 21:49, Reply)