The Onosecond
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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onoseconds- reallife are much worse
OK, im lower 6th at a kinda posh grammar school, lots of foreign kids. Get on well with all of them, not nearly as obnoxious as the others.
however, as high-middle/upper class teenage boys do, we make jokes at anything available. Not quite fascist, but probably how it all started.....
So when I said something like "worlds getting too crowded, all China's fault", i was given the response "you idiot, josh is chinese!". luckily josh, 2 yards away, said "nah, im from hong kong". phew!
incident 2. taken to mate Glaysh, bout his german exam. i say "why learn german? what's germany good for besides invading france!". Matthias happened to be sitting jus out of eyesight, but well within eveyone else's, and within earshot. Saved that one by saying that was a good enough reson for germany to exist. And they do build good cars!
Thirdly, not so bad, asked my mate Raj if he was going out on the lash to celebrate the last day of the year. "no. im hindu"
I should get a medal!
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 22:49, Reply)
OK, im lower 6th at a kinda posh grammar school, lots of foreign kids. Get on well with all of them, not nearly as obnoxious as the others.
however, as high-middle/upper class teenage boys do, we make jokes at anything available. Not quite fascist, but probably how it all started.....
So when I said something like "worlds getting too crowded, all China's fault", i was given the response "you idiot, josh is chinese!". luckily josh, 2 yards away, said "nah, im from hong kong". phew!
incident 2. taken to mate Glaysh, bout his german exam. i say "why learn german? what's germany good for besides invading france!". Matthias happened to be sitting jus out of eyesight, but well within eveyone else's, and within earshot. Saved that one by saying that was a good enough reson for germany to exist. And they do build good cars!
Thirdly, not so bad, asked my mate Raj if he was going out on the lash to celebrate the last day of the year. "no. im hindu"
I should get a medal!
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 22:49, Reply)
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