The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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KidsMy boyfriends mum is a childminder and she minds two kids, sister and brother about 6-7 years old. So its the summer holidays and Im over and she has the kids over. I happen to be wearing a strappy top and you can see my bra underneath it. the following conversation persues:
Sister: I know what colour bra your wearing, black!
Bf: Bet you dont know what colour her knickers are?
Sister: ...?
Bf: Black
Sister: how do u know?
Cus him turning red and her saying to his mum hes been naughty and looking at her knickers whilst shes asleep. The conversation ends with:
Sister: you should always wear a condom
cue shocked looks and his mum worrying where shes learnt it from!
(, Thu 26 May 2005, 23:21, Reply)
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