The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Always use your brain firstNot an email, more a right in the face insult.
Department manager, my group manager and me standing in front of a rather complex machine we built. Department manager wants a few explanations on how everything works. Since it is getting more and more technical, he asks "Can you explain it so I understand it?". To which I promptly reply, "Oh, that's gonna be difficult." My boss nearly ROFL, me standing there rather shocked (since the brain kicked in a split second later). Thanks to god the manager keeps asking questions without noticing what I really had just said to him.
After 10 years, my boss still tells this story to everyone at work parties.
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Fri 27 May 2005, 10:18,
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