The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Reply to AllAt one point I worked with people from all over the world, and had a couple of friends who were 'of asian and african origin' as HR described it. They used to call me whitey, honky and any other name they could think of while I responded with the like of coon, paky etc. All in very good humour and even in public, much to the amusement of people nearby. On one occasion one of them sent me and everybody else in the company an email asking if they would be able to attend a meeting. To which I replied that if they could get their black ass there in time no problem, but that a bunch of french twats that nobody liked would be there. Apply 'Reply to All', compose email, hit 'Send' Wait 10 minuted for gross misconduct and dole.
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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:50,
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