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Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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The clean one: Me and a mate I shall call him Jarv (althoug he is really called andrew) were finishing off some work on the uni computers, I finished ahead of him and so desided to sort of hng about near him. Board I sat on the desk and started to look at all the pritty wires comming out of the computer (note I was doing a computing degree) AND LOWE! I did behold a flick switch with 230V emblazend across it, so I flicked it. It then said 110V I then had exactly one onosecond in which time all tyhe fans reved up befor the power suplly exploded. Jarv was miffed.
Less clean one. At aparty pulled a bird going well, later on were all sleeping on the floor and we are geting quite physical, she pays me a quick visit I do the same, then 1 millisecond befor I defile the beauty my actual girlfriend pipes up (she was in the same room, next to us actualy, well it was new years and I was hammered) I had again one onosecond befor she begain berating me for not only trying to shag next to her but worse(?) using the same lines as I used on her (aint brokem, dont fix it!).. Still nice lass
Appologies for length and girth and that she never got to truely experence it.
( , Fri 27 May 2005, 14:38, Reply)
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