Okay got two here that stand out
The clean one: Me and a mate I shall call him Jarv (althoug he is really called andrew) were finishing off some work on the uni computers, I finished ahead of him and so desided to sort of hng about near him. Board I sat on the desk and started to look at all the pritty wires comming out of the computer (note I was doing a computing degree) AND LOWE! I did behold a flick switch with 230V emblazend across it, so I flicked it. It then said 110V I then had exactly one onosecond in which time all tyhe fans reved up befor the power suplly exploded. Jarv was miffed.

Less clean one. At aparty pulled a bird going well, later on were all sleeping on the floor and we are geting quite physical, she pays me a quick visit I do the same, then 1 millisecond befor I defile the beauty my actual girlfriend pipes up (she was in the same room, next to us actualy, well it was new years and I was hammered) I had again one onosecond befor she begain berating me for not only trying to shag next to her but worse(?) using the same lines as I used on her (aint brokem, dont fix it!).. Still nice lass

Appologies for length and girth and that she never got to truely experence it.
(timberwolf0122 is turkey volume guessing man! Guessing the volumes in terms of turkeys since, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:38, Reply)