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Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.

What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?

(, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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the worst thing ever.....
me and my mates always do 'mum' jokes. we always randomly blurt out 'your mum!' or finish someones stuttering sentence with 'your mum?'

well one day out in manchester, we went a club (21's) and after we were all wasted getting a taxi back to Glossop, when all the lads started telling the taxi driver how they were getting a taxi to fuck my mum. asian taxi driver was bemused by all of this. I assured him it was ok and that "everyone's welcome to fuck my mother!", greeted with lots of cheering from my drunken mates.

imagine my embarrassment the next day when i get a phone call from my dad, to say last night my phone had redialled home from my pocket and left a huge voicemail on the answer machine and how my mum was in tears. My parents are very religious.


edit: had a letter from my mum today... 'Richard I haven't seen you in 2 years, please come and visit the family soon...". doh.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:06, Reply)

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