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Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.

What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?

(, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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yes sir (*snicker*)
Never had an OH NO moment, but I did send one email that was received and read at a particularly inconvenient time.

I worked several years ago in an office for a complete cunt doing dictophone letters. After a few months a Kiwi girl came into the office and started doing the letters instead. We soon became friends, commiserating on our boss' cuntiness and the way he dictated letters: "dear sirs, COMMA, I refer to your letter dated 17 June FULL STOP. In this letter, COMMA,"... etc. We took to saying "COMMA" loudly when he was just out of earshot.

One day I sent her an email using 48pt. bold pont that read only, 'COMMA'. She opened it about fifteen minutes later, just as the boss was leaning over my desk, explaining a task to me. Her snickering was highly contagious, especially as I knew what the source was, and I began laughing uncontrollably into the boss-cunt's face.

Woo. First post in a long, long time. I feel ten pounds lighter.
(, Fri 27 May 2005, 17:48, Reply)

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