GF trouble!
I had just been dumped! It was nasty; I was gutted, cut up, crying like the new-age sensitive man I am! However I dealt with it in the only way that any man can, I got drunk! For a month!

It was starting to get better and I took the decision to get my feeling off my chest to my ex, so I meet up with her and let rip! A tirade of abuse came from my mouth, HOW CAN YOU HAVE DONE THIS? WEREN'T WE HAPPY? WTF? I miss you, blah blah! I don't know where it came from, but she started to cry! This gave me some satisfaction. So I felt I deserved yet another pint!

I went to the pub, got drunk and hooked up with my now girlfriend, and got dragged willingly back to her flat. We started getting down to it and finally she pulled me onto her bed and clothes got thrown everywhere!

The next morning, I wake up, go outside for a cigarette and decide to phone a mate and brag about the fact I had just nailed our fantasy woman, but when I press the redial button (as he was the last call I made) his number doesn't come up. In fact my ex's does! I frantically check the details of the call. SHIT! Turns out she was still on speed dial and it must have got pressed in the throws of passion the night before! To make matters worse, either she listened to it for 15mins or it must have gone to answer phone for her to listen to it over and over again!
(enig-mat-ic!, Sat 28 May 2005, 13:13, Reply)