Lots & Lots of ONO Moments
Right, so had pulled this lovley young male in a club and was going to meet him the next night. when i woke up i was rather hungover and couldnt remeber *how* good looking he was.
Sent said message to mate
"Call me at 9.00pm and pretend your my sister and i have to come home immediatly in case guy is proper munter and nd to make quick escape"

Didnt send it to my mate did i.

Im surprised the boy even turned up in the end, cue worst most uncomfrotable date ever.

I now double check who im sending my messgaes to. Keyes lock has saved my social life in relation phoning people accidently

Another, was in ladies toilets talking graphiclly to my mate's bout of a boy that had a girlfriend who had recetly been giving me a right good seeing to. Friend, asked boys full name, girl next to me turned round and said it was her bf i had been doing the dirty with.. That was a an onomoment from hell.

Another one was when i was 15 and shallow and seeing a guy whos hair was gignger and brighter than the sun, so bn 15 and shallow i dumped him. Via text message. Didnt think anything of it when i didnt hear back from him til the next few days he kept turning up at my door, phoning, acting normal. Me being scared of confrontaion just thought he was being nice or was in denial. Turned out he hadnt got my message, there was a proplem wit his phone. He got it a week later and went mad at me for being a bint and dumping him via text.

Said brush had made wary of all men ginger and a few months after, i had the pleasure of going out with this lovley young male who always wore a hatt or met me at night? Why? Becase i had been bitching bout gnger people being products of satan. The fucker was ginger, was his best m8 that told me in the end.
(StrangeKristine, Tue 31 May 2005, 3:03, Reply)